Tom Eklund

If my son isn't a professional soccer player one day, then I've failed as a father

Are you searching for a differential? 🕵️ With players from Liverpool, Newcastle, Crystal Palace and Aston Villa missing in BGW29, our #FPL experts select their best low-owned picks to help you fill the void 👇

@StatmanDave How many incomplete passes?

AWB for Man Utd vs. Brentford in the 1st half: Highest tackle win rate (100%) Most ball recoveries (4) Most tackles won (2) Most interceptions (2) Most dribbles completed (1) At home at LB. 💯💯💯

@OfficialFPL Worst goal anyones ever conceded

Goal - HEE-CHAN Assist - none Brentford 0-2 Wolves (14 mins) #FPL #BREWOL

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND WATCH THIS RIGHT NOW. GARNACHO WITH AN ALL-TIME HIT. 🤯🤯🤯

@sgrubish @smokingopher @PapaHolz 4-1-1 now. I’ll do better next time

Hope @sgrubish is there. Tire him out for big match tomorrow #TheFuzz2023

Name a better celebration than Cristiano Ronaldo “SIIU” and I’ll deactivate

@BarstoolBigCat How’s the game end with time on the clock?

Agreed!!!

@JimmyConrad @DaMarcusBeasley @USMNT We should register you both for the 2026 WC so you can try again

That time when I went with the high-five and @DaMarcusBeasley went with the fist bump before a World Cup game. AND THEN WE LOST. Don’t be me and Beas before a game. 😂

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@JimmyConrad probably would have won if we started Beasley right?

@thesamuelarmy You were saying?

NO MATCH FIXING EVERYONE STFU AND ENJOY THE NEXT MONTH OF SOCCER

@MenInBlazers 4 bears have arrived as ground escort

Polish National Team given a F16 escort to their Southern Border. Reminder of the dark world we are living in

@JimmyConrad @DaMarcusBeasley Might as well select him for the next 5 world cups if you’d prefer to honor past players instead of being successful. What a bad take

If @DaMarcusBeasley isn't on the #USMNT roster so he can become the fifth-ever person to participate in five Men's World Cups, especially when we have a few extra spots to play with, I don't even know anymore.

@BarstoolBigCat Julio jones or mike Evans? Both are questionable

🚨Big Cat’s fantasy corner is now open🚨 I’m running on about 4 hours of sleep off the red eye but ready to roll. Fire away for the next 15 minutes

@StarTribune @Billyhottakes

A Bloomington Jefferson High School ninth-grader who was paralyzed after playing in a freshman football game Sept. 2 has been breathing without a ventilator since Monday. His first words: "Roll tide." startribune.com/ethan-glynn-re…

Blips happen, especially in a rebuild. But Klopp isn’t in a rebuild. He’s got the of everything in the world. According to various places… Yet he can’t retain a single trophy or compete on multiple fronts after being in the job with all the best players! Thread.

@elonmusk I’d like to preemptively apply for any open position on the board or in the back room or on the coaching staff

Also, I’m buying Manchester United ur welcome

To be clear, I support the left half of the Republican Party and the right half of the Democratic Party!

We’re back!

@GovTimWalz Should we do it?

We have a historic budget surplus – let’s put money back in pockets by sending checks up to $1,000 directly to Minnesotans.

@BarstoolBigCat Easiest draw we could have asked for

Can we win Group B?