Jess

JD Vance is Rolf from THE SOUND OF MUSIC.

Stevie Nicks being spellbound by rock n roll while performing Rhiannon with Fleetwood Mac. (1976)

what’s the point of living in a surveillance culture if we can’t even get footage of Mitch McConnell getting his shit rocked by a staircase

@trixiemattel Usually Christmas makes me saaaad…but not tonight

Give a round of applause for my long time companion and the wizard on the keys Glen Stiltz.

He just ordered the government to call you Bruce.

anyway.

do people still sleep these days? like is that still a thing

Other fan bases trying to make Minnesota sports fans feel bad like anyone could hate us more than we already hate ourselves.

@DoubleVodkaDon It’s rough doing this year after year tbh 🫠

Genuinely feel bad for Minnesota sports fans. Sneaky the most tortured fanbase in American sports. Some good salt of the earth Midwest folks that just can’t have anything go their way.

i do not like living in a world where everything is bad and continues to get worse and will never get better

Coco Montrese will step in for Justin Trudeau — who's unable to fulfill his duties — as the Prime Minister of Canada

2024 was miss garbage flop!

explaining KONY 2012 to my 22-year-old coworkers

i wish, i wish, with all my heart, to find $30,000 on the ground today

Luigi Mangione arriving in New York:

Police chase on dangerous Lake St. in Minneapolis!