Joe Schmo
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Joe Schmo
@JMC8919
cynical, opinionated, not nearly as miserable as I look
Katılım Ağustos 2011
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The republican fear of becoming smart
💤@yozahir
reading leftist literature and having to google 10 words every page
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@WeAreOpenreach @BBCOne You guys recently extended your broadband reach to the estate I live on. We live on one side of the entrance to the estate, and full fibre is not available and not planned to be installed. Houses on the other side of the entrance (a very quiet road) can get FTTP.
Makes no sense
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Millions of people living in flats are still stuck with slower broadband because of outdated wayleave rules.
This week, @BBCOne's #RipOffBritain highlighted how permission delays are blocking #FullFibre upgrades, even when networks are ready to build.
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@Lord_Sugar You’re a millionaire, replying to click bait on twitter.
Some might also call that foolish?
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Fool. What some may call you for such a stupid question
🏴@Dussyme
No English words have double OO Apart from FOOD and DOOR. PROVE ME WRONG
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@Nigel_Farage So to confirm.
You don’t care about reform voters if they live in an area where they are outnumbered by Green voters?
Or you just need a single Reform vote in a constituency to avoid having a concentration camp built there?
This is why you are a deeply unserious politician.
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If you vote Reform you will not have an illegal migrant deportation facility in your area.
We will hold migrants awaiting deportation in constituencies that vote Green instead.
You get what you vote for.
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@RPP95 @TheRajGiri They fumbled them when Kofi lost the belt, and then when they turned heel, but there’s no way that this is a significant loss now. They’ve been treading water for months. Neither of them were going to be money makers in WWE in 2026 onwards. Maybe elsewhere, but not WWE
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@TheRajGiri It’s a win for New Day without a doubt…it’s a fumble for WWE letting them walk.
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I'll admit that I was surprised to see the New Day get released, albeit by their own choosing instead of taking lower deals. But the outrage is weird.
This seems like the best thing for them. They haven't been part of a hot feud in years. Their heel turn was awesome, but the creative for them after that totally sucked. And now they have a chance to be part of the biggest tag feud in years with the Bucks. Seems like a win-win
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@reformparty_uk Will the curriculum include teaching about traitors like Nathan Gill?
Or when the leader of the Reform party lobbied Donald Trump to penalise the people of the UK with higher tariffs?
All that good patriotic stuff?
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Under a Reform UK government every school would fly the Union flag and teach a patriotic curriculum. 🇬🇧
dailymail.com/news/article-1…
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Ric Flair Reveals Issues With Ludwig Kaiser Led To Him Being Banned From WrestleMania rajah.com/node/ric-flair…
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@HalHaneyArt It is such weird behaviour. The waiting at hotels for a photo is bad enough, but at least you get a photo of yourself with the wrestler at the end of it.
Had Punk not been there, what would the guy filming have? A video of a conversation? Crazy behaviour
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@HQNewsNow Let’s say this is true. It’s not, but let’s pretend.
This is not like the 1% deniability with the Obama monkey video. He either liked the picture of him as Jesus, or he looked at it and saw a doctor.
It’s more damning if he thought it was a doctor to be honest.
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Q: Did you post that picture of yourself as Jesus Christ?
Trump: I did post it, I thought it was me as a doctor. It's supposed to be me as a doctor, making people better. And I do make people better
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@ZiaYusufUK @Keir_Starmer Wait, so he’s moving back to the UK in order to donate to Reform, where presumably he’ll comply with all tax regulations when he returns?
So Starmer has just added hundreds of thousands (if not millions) of £ to the tax coffers.
And that’s a bad thing? God you people are dumb.
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FAFO @Keir_Starmer
The Telegraph@Telegraph
🔴 EXCLUSIVE: An expat billionaire is moving back to Britain so he can legally donate millions to Reform UK after accusing Labour of trying to rig the next general election. Writing for The Telegraph, Ben Delo says he wants to help Nigel Farage “build a war chest” ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/…
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This is broken Britain.
Only Reform will protect women and girls.
#Echobox=1775637026" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thesun.co.uk/news/38753015/…
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@TiceRichard Work around sick people all day, so are more likely to get sick. It really isn’t hard to figure out.
As for mental health days, imagine having to tell people they have terminal cancer, or tell parents that their child is going to die. Think it would take its toll?
Scumbag
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NHS staff took 28m sick days incl 8m for mental health in 2025:
Keen to hear from other businesses whose staff take:
Average 19 days sickness pa
Including:
5 days mental health issues pa
newspaper.mailplus.co.uk/data/7614/read…
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@spectator Pathetic that you aren’t questioning why a man who might be prime minister, can be paid to say anything for as little as £100, without even a cursory bit of due diligence
What would he say for a Million?
The Spectator@spectator
‘I was pretty sure that if anyone did ask for a personalised video from me, then it would turn out to be Rod Liddle or another colleague, operating under a pseudonym, only in order to rip into me for the rest of time.’ Subscribe to read more.
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@altontowers I appreciate that sometimes rides close, but surely it’s not to much to ask that when a kids ride closes, you could throw the groups at the front of the queue, for an hour, a free fast pass, or at least a ticket to come back when the ride is fixed.
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Wealth used to be helpful in the dating pool, but a growing class of billionaires are proving that money can't buy love: ply.by/vlt86q
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@RobertJenrick @jet2tweets do £50 off per person.
In case you’re really bad at maths (because you know, you’re Reform), that’s £200 off a family of four.
Also, someone pay Nigel to sing the Jet2 song on Cameo.
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Reform want families to have some fun this summer.
So we’re cutting £45 off a family holiday 🕶️☀️
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@ryan_murton @RobertJenrick If this is a shit policy, then what reform policies do you think are ‘good’?
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@RobertJenrick I like Reform and I like you but this is a pretty shit policy tbh. It’s very disappointing.
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I swear that @WeAreOpenreach just throw darts at a board to decide which houses are upgrades to full fibre broadband. We have a cabinet right by our house, and houses at the other end of the estate got FTTP, with no plans to build around me and my neighbours.
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Why has he got no nipples?
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
First look at Dwayne Johnson as Maui in the live-action ‘MOANA’ remake.
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