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@TyLawson3 @_Kevlar23_ Nuggets legend Ty Lawson

4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan: 1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese 2. Be a Temu parachute tester 3 Stick my D&@k In a blender 4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella Yall are some Losers

New York sports right now:

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

As attorney general, Ken Paxton sued schools that didn't display the Ten Commandments inside their classrooms. Some of the Commandments include: —"Thou shalt not commit adultery" (Paxton allegedly had multiple extramarital affairs) —"Thou shalt not steal" (Paxton was indicted for felony securities fraud and impeached for misusing public resources) —"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor" (Paxton was impeached for making false statements in official records)

Reporter: Ken Paxton has taken to calling you ‘Talafreako’ @JamesTalarico: If Ken Paxton is worried about freaks, he should stop giving Epstein-style sweetheart deals to pedophiles. This is the guy who just released Adam Hoffman from jail, an admitted child rapist, after one of Ken Paxton’s wealthy lawyer friends got involved in the case. Ken Paxton even kept him off the sex offender registry. Adam Hoffman was supposed to serve 25 years to life, but instead he served less than a month. As of this week, he’s now back on our streets because of Ken Paxton’s corruption. Ken Paxton is the most corrupt politician in America, and it is costing Texans, it’s endangering our children, and it must end. The Epstein class has no place in Texas.

If Ken Paxton beats James Talarico in the general election it means: 1) MAGAs don't care about child sex abuse 2) MAGAs don't care about securities fraud 3) MAGAs don't care about bribery 4) MAGAs don't care about infidelity It would mean MAGAs are completely full of shit.

It’s wild how Texas Republicans think maybe being vegan is worse than being a child rapist.

It's May 26 and Andy Pages has already driven in 49 runs.

For the first time ever, a Filipino American player will win an NBA Championship 🇵🇭 🏆 With the Knicks now in the NBA Finals and the Thunder vs. Spurs locked at 2-2, we’re sure that one of these Filipino Americans will win a ring: 🔶 Jordan Clarkson, Knicks 🔶 Jared McCain, Thunder 🔶 Dylan Harper, Spurs

3 pitchers, 4 strikeouts, 5 walks

cutting a promo covered in blood while next to the vita coco and the rizzler #RealWorker

“There's a kid named Victor Wembanyama, who's maybe the best prospect in the world. He's 7'3 with almost an 8 FT wingspan. He blocks shots like Gobert and he shoots like Porzingis. He can handle & pass. I've never seen anything like him.” - Mike Schmitz

Why everyone getting walked off homered today

Someone who nobody has ever heard of, declined 8 debates, and took $20 million in donations from Israel “won” a primary from an 8 year constituent. We’re cooked.

@tedcruz I proudly stood in the way of your AI-data center amendment to the Big Beautiful Bill that would have given those companies immunity from the law. In fact, @mtgreenee and I got it stripped from the bill. Did your big tech cronies still let you cash their checks after you failed?

>win re-election consistently for the last 14 years >mildly criticize Israel once >instantly lose Interesting.

All this because two loser teenagers were indoctrinated by hateful right wing propaganda.

The fact that Thomas Massie is fighting for his political life in a Republican primary because he wants pedophiles to face justice is not a good look for the Republican party.

IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING… PROUD TO BE A GOONER #COYG

@travtrav2131 Men who threw 88 mph. I'll take the guy with the Pokémon collection who hits 104.