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Start weight: 14 stone 6 Overweight at Xmas, not being able to do things I wanted to, I pushed myself to change, did dry Jan, more exercising, eating cleaner. End weight: 12 stone 8 (26lbs lost in a month) Now to be more healthy & keep this weight off #abosh

@justonemorematt @TotalVilla_ @TomCollomosse I can’t see him getting another 5 before the end of the season. Ye I’ve seen quite a few palace fans happy with him so I’d like to think so

@JNealis_11 @TotalVilla_ @TomCollomosse I hadn't seen the obligation trigger. I doubt he'll get 5 more G/A. I imagine we can get our money back on him though, no matter what. I think Palace seem pretty happy with him, so they'll probably chuck us £25m no matter what.

It’s understood that Aston Villa likely need to make a significant sum from player sales this summer - regardless of whether they qualify for the Champions League or not 💰 ✍️ - [@TomCollomosse] #avfc

@justonemorematt @TotalVilla_ @TomCollomosse From what I’ve seen, Guessand’s loan has in it that if he makes 8 goal contributions, then it triggers a 28m permanent move so that’s not a given yet. Players aging, Money looks like it’s going to have to be made. I feel a big rebuild on the horizon

@TotalVilla_ @TomCollomosse Well, yeah - we already have £70m on the way for Guessand, Malen and Barrenechea no matter what happens. We'll make some money from Martinez, Garcia, Kosta, Ozcan (hopefully) and most likely some more youngsters like O'Reilly, Swinkels and Barry. We're up to £115m from that lot

@hbrooks_coach Mings slow to turn, dawdling back then captain casual cba to follow pedro for the tap in. Both a pair of clowns We are missing our big 3 in midfield but some of these decisions are ludicrous. Still playing stale players & making konsa your vice captain. Losing respect for Emery

Probably the worst defending I’ve seen all season in terms of defending crosses/cutbacks. Inexcusable. It was so obvious for so long what was developing with Gustos pass across. How the Villa defenders didn’t deal with it with ease with the huge advantage they had ahead of Pedro is incompetent and lacking in standards for yourself and your team

How are we starting Watkins over Tammy? Tammy’s link up was class first half against Newcastle until Bizot’s moment of madness Watkins is constantly caught offside, couldn’t hit a cows arse with a banjo & no strikers instinct at all. He’d have had at least 1 1st half if he did

That was a great watch. What a horse! Con hill is back 😳 Get them jumps right & hendo has form for bringing superstars back to their best. I was there to see Sprinter Sacre trounce the shloer chase field all them years ago & will be there Tuesday to see con hill do similar💥

Sean Bowen absolutely schooled by Cobden in the first 2 at Taunton. Absolute ponging rides today

@FatMandysBack @AVFCVillano Mcginn was bought in the championship so that defo wasn’t Lange. Did well with the others though

Johan Lange spending €40m to bring Conor Gallagher to Spurs is an example of the business that got him sacked from Aston Villa.

@villareport Put Martinez on pens. He’s probably got more chance of scoring than the bottle jobs outfield

Your thoughts post Go Ahead Eagles? 👇

Possibly some of the worst penalties I’ve ever seen in a penalty shootout. That Clinton’s pen has just about reached the goal it was that weak

@StanCollymore Me & every other villa fan after this & the palace away game when Lansbury scored

@racingblogger The Britannia hotel in the middle of Birmingham. Adelphi-esque

On the way to Birmingham 😂😂😂 Can anyone recommend anywhere nice to stay please?

I watched in shock as the #nffc owner entered the field of play and confronted Nuno. Yet another example of owners meddling in affairs. I’m lucky to have Terry and June as owners. Steve

That is an outrageous free kick from Declan rice. Talk about wrapping your foot around it👌

Fair play to Caldwell potter. Proper horse being put in the right races this season

@SiCooperCoach I bet Sean Bowen is all ears after watching that. Get him on hendo horses & us English might have half a chance against these Mullins horses

@JNealis_11 Has to be soon as possible

How long before Nico loses the ride on constitution hill & all hendo’s horses?!

@Trentvilla1 The keeper has already shown him where he’s going with his body shape. If he looked up he’d know that. It doesn’t even have to be anything special just on target near post

Just not good enough this no matter what people say about the save. Duran scores that no doubt in my mind. #avfc

How bad of a ref is Anthony Taylor. Fucking dreadful

Petition to bring these back.

This is Goose. He is currently locked in a game of tag with the doorstopper, and man are they good. 12/10