Josan

I’m just a simple account with a limited vocabulary and juvenile humor….

@twillypop Sara🥰

@JO7533 Josan!! 😘

Long week…. Cleaning up the garage/gym.

@DammitBits Impressive cleavage though…

A gal can’t post cleavage without her DMs exploding. Ugh.

If you’re a dick on here, you’re probably a shitbag in real life…

@pinkmagiclala Jealous

[family finds my Twitter account] This is gonna ruin the tour...

@RiderofWolves @thecanadianeh No and no…

So many people have me blocked and I'm just like, I don't even know you. Did I turn you down before? Did my boobs offend you?

@mistrustme1 Boom!

Full body

@FlipnLove That would’ve been great too! 😂😂😂

@JO7533 Great shirt! At first I typed “Great shit” 😂 had to edit real quick.

They are not Chuck Norris jokes people, they are Chuck Norris FACTS!

@cutiemcfly007 About 1,500 dollars?

What's the difference between pimping and big pimping?

The storm couldn’t kill me, just made me better….

I feel guilty about drinking in front of an alcoholic oh wait that's a mirror.

It's crazy how the 5 stages of grief and going to work are exactly the same.

@Bob_Janke You mean Landman isn’t a documentary?

I have friends that watch Landman and talk about it like these are events that really happened honestly you people are fucking loony

@DrDrea99 Complex Dichotomy

I may horny tweet but I also get repulsed if a man flirts with me. I am an enigma ☺️

@cutiemcfly007 That would be the one that would hurt the most….

The only lie I would be uncomfortable telling a man is that I love him.

@Kaptain_Krispie No, they are usually the worst… wolf in sheep’s clothing

wondering if nice people think the bad thing like everyone else then suppress it or are they just naturally perfectly nice? 😆

@Bob_Janke I always thought it just ran on voodoo magic…

Elon Musk and all of his engineers are way smarter than me there's no denying it. But we've had the internet for more than 30 years now you'd think this stuff would just work. Maybe it's harder than it looks idk

@Wook316 They had no idea what they were doing.

Ppl thought I was a Devil Worshiper in High School cuz I listened to Slayer. I said "hey, freedom of religion, right" That called for a teachers meeting, my 10 day suspension, mandatory counseling by school therapist, and a Parents Note to come back. The 90s were wild.