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Josan

@JO7533

Harmless delinquent. Beer is good. My page is really nothing more than a dumpster fire of randomness. My dogs really love me.

United States Katılım Nisan 2015
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Josan
Josan@JO7533·
I’m just a simple account with a limited vocabulary and juvenile humor….
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Long week…. Cleaning up the garage/gym.
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Dammit Bits
Dammit Bits@DammitBits·
A gal can’t post cleavage without her DMs exploding. Ugh.
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If you’re a dick on here, you’re probably a shitbag in real life…
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Social Outcast@SocialOutcast82·
[family finds my Twitter account] This is gonna ruin the tour...
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Red Riding Hood
Red Riding Hood@RiderofWolves·
So many people have me blocked and I'm just like, I don't even know you. Did I turn you down before? Did my boobs offend you?
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@FlipnLove That would’ve been great too! 😂😂😂
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KelzHelzBelz@FlipnLove·
@JO7533 Great shirt! At first I typed “Great shit” 😂 had to edit real quick.
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Becca is on the Menu
Becca is on the Menu@RedRebeccax·
They are not Chuck Norris jokes people, they are Chuck Norris FACTS!
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Cutie McFly
Cutie McFly@cutiemcfly007·
What's the difference between pimping and big pimping?
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Josan@JO7533·
The storm couldn’t kill me, just made me better….
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Dolla Sto Waffles
Dolla Sto Waffles@Wook316·
I feel guilty about drinking in front of an alcoholic oh wait that's a mirror.
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Social Outcast
Social Outcast@SocialOutcast82·
It's crazy how the 5 stages of grief and going to work are exactly the same.
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@Bob_Janke You mean Landman isn’t a documentary?
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ@Bob_Janke·
I have friends that watch Landman and talk about it like these are events that really happened honestly you people are fucking loony
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Dre
Dre@DrDrea99·
I may horny tweet but I also get repulsed if a man flirts with me. I am an enigma ☺️
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Cutie McFly
Cutie McFly@cutiemcfly007·
The only lie I would be uncomfortable telling a man is that I love him.
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Josan
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@Kaptain_Krispie No, they are usually the worst… wolf in sheep’s clothing
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Kris
Kris@Kaptain_Krispie·
wondering if nice people think the bad thing like everyone else then suppress it or are they just naturally perfectly nice? 😆
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@Bob_Janke I always thought it just ran on voodoo magic…
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Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ
Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ@Bob_Janke·
Elon Musk and all of his engineers are way smarter than me there's no denying it. But we've had the internet for more than 30 years now you'd think this stuff would just work. Maybe it's harder than it looks idk
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@Wook316 They had no idea what they were doing.
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Dolla Sto Waffles
Dolla Sto Waffles@Wook316·
Ppl thought I was a Devil Worshiper in High School cuz I listened to Slayer. I said "hey, freedom of religion, right" That called for a teachers meeting, my 10 day suspension, mandatory counseling by school therapist, and a Parents Note to come back. The 90s were wild.
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