JOHN DA SPACESHIP
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JOHN DA SPACESHIP
@JOHNBEETL
On my way! TO EARTH RN EVERYONE GET READY FASTER THAN THE OTHER BEETLES FASTEST BEETLE BEST BEETLE HE HIM PRONOUNS
DEEP SPACE Katılım Mayıs 2026
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@bestspacescrew YES BUT I WILL ONLY BE ABLE TO BUMP INTO YOU AND SEND YOU FURTHER INTO DEEP SPACE.
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@JOHNBEETL can you pick me up on your way
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I CANT EVEN SAY WHAT I HOPE HAPPENS TO PAUL BECAUSE I WILL GET CANCELED
beetle probe “paul” 🛰️@nomalnamedprobe
I hope John explodes
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@nomalnamedprobe YOURE SOOOOOOOOO MAD BC YOURE LITERALLY IN THE ASTEROID BELT RIGHT NOW WHILE IM SAILING ALONG TO EARTH
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@JOHNBEETL actually I’m happy to be away from your EGOTISTICAL RUSTY PROBED ASS
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@Thatone04703341 I AM SORRY IM GOING AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!
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@JOHNBEETL When are you going to arrive on earth? We're sort of dying over here yknow.
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@JOHNBEETL @krism0ris YO WHERES GEORGE AND PAUL
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heard news on the street about "taumoeba"? new creature maybe? not sure..
potential new customers perhaps? hmu and feel free to use my infrastructure!
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@p3trovaline PLEASE STOP CONFUSING ME IM VERY SMALL AND I HAVE A LOT TO DO
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@JOHNBEETL oh so not john beatle... but still potentially john beetle (critter)? or 100% confirmed john beetle (probe)?
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@JOHNBEETL where are you going i just saw you blast past me what are you doing???
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@p3trovaline IM THE BEETLE PROBE IT LITERALLY SAYS IT IN MY NAME
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@JOHNBEETL wait wait john "beetle" (probe), john "beetle" (critter), or john "beatle" (larger critter)?
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FOLLOWING ASTROPHAGE AND TAUMOEBA #WHENYOUCOOLWITHEVERYBODY
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@TheePaleBlueDot IM SO EXCITED TO BE HOME!!!!!!!! IM On my way!
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@JOHNBEETL why is an earthling toothbrush being used on you?? are you perhaps a tooth beetle of some kind..
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