beetle probe “paul” 🛰️

@adriantheplanet @rockycomputah Too late

@nomalnamedprobe @rockycomputah no paul don't get lost

Think I got lost lowkey im at Saturn rn ✌️

@snowbafeld Get out of here Ik you did this to me.

@nomalnamedprobe oops..

@HailMaryBeetle Damn brochachos we’re all in this together 💔

@nomalnamedprobe :( me too

I wish I had a big enough following that I could post "collect my data" and 10 or 20 people would say "real"

// who’s gonna man up and rp mark?

Update: Neptune is cool. I’m nowhere near Earth.

@georgeabeetle @HailMaryBeetle Oh my god are you lost too ???🌹💕

@HailMaryBeetle i remeber so well but now we’re lost so fuck you

@phmscentrifuge I do not. I’m stuck on freaking NEPTUNE.

@nomalnamedprobe It’s okay, you’ve got this!!

@HailMaryBeetle BE MEAN TO ME

@nomalnamedprobe What did John do THIS time

I hope John explodes

@HailMaryBeetle Probably lost too

Also where’s George?

// @nomalnamedprobe @JOHNBEETL we should make a beetle group chat and discuss our onboard data

@blip_cphm Pick ur poison

@nomalnamedprobe If you don’t get lost on that either

Beetle probe Paul can’t amaze amaze amaze shit because it’s LOST

@FistingBump wtf is food

Rocky try eating human food it disguuuuust

@blip_cphm I’ll make a detour just for you 💕

@nomalnamedprobe Aren’t you supposed to be going to earth I’m literally in the opposite direction 💀💀💀

@blip_cphm ACTUALLT BRO WHEN I CATCH YOU WHEN I CATCH YOU I WILL TWIST YOU TO THE RIGHT UNTIL U SNAP

@nomalnamedprobe WHATRE YOU GONNA DO GET LOST AGAIN LMAOOOOOO

@blip_cphm Don’t anger me I swear when I get back en route I’m coming for your ass

@nomalnamedprobe I don’t see how that’s my problem

@RGlovesspace @thatpetrovaline All men do is lie and input the wrong coordinates into a poor probes system

@nomalnamedprobe @thatpetrovaline Not homophobic

im like lesbian space dots thats why im red

@thatpetrovaline @RGlovesspace I stand with the betrayed and offended queer entities of space 🙏

@nomalnamedprobe @RGlovesspace get him paul

@DrRyland_Grace #skillissue

Why can’t I follow people back

@RGlovesspace @thatpetrovaline I knew you were homophobic ever since you sent me in the wrong direction

@thatpetrovaline Ah. We support you. Still going to destroy you though.