John Maus

"I love war and feel the world needs more of it," The Devil said. OK let's have some war then. We've sent off missiles for no reason, sir. Good we can send the sauce to the cube from hellraiser. The goddamned thing's thirsty. Let's prepare a hex, get the glowing sphere pls.

@sirteenypeeny That’s from 2005!

@JOHNMAUS I like the one about grandma peeing her pants

best song 2025, right?!

Happy New Year!

@JOHNMAUS Ὦ ἄνθρωποι· πῦρ ἀείζωον μέτρα ἁπτόμενον καὶ ἀποσβεννύμενον. Πόλεμος πατὴρ πάντων. Ὁ νέος θεὸς δὲ κατασβεννύει αὐτό, ἔριν εἰς ἁμαρτίαν μεταβάλλων, δουλικὸν ἦθος πλάττων. Ταπείνωσις οὐκ ἀρετή, ἀλλὰ φόβος ἰσχυροῦ. Ἐπανέλθετε πρὸς τὸ πῦρ!

Ἡ γέννησίς σου Χριστὲ ὁ Θεὸς ἡμῶν, ἀνέτειλε τῷ κόσμῳ, τὸ φῶς τὸ τῆς γνώσεως· ἐν αὐτῇ γὰρ οἱ τοῖς ἄστροις λατρεύοντες, ὑπὸ ἀστέρος ἐδιδάσκοντο· σὲ προσκυνεῖν, τὸν Ἥλιον τῆς δικαιοσύνης, καὶ σὲ γινώσκειν ἐξ ὕψους ἀνατολήν, Κύριε δόξα σοι.

@FlambeAnanas Yeah!

The LTYT tour to COMPLETE!! Thanks to everyone who made it out! Special thanks to @johnvvariety @yugiohmachinim2 @Wifesucker, Maximilian Tanner, Heavens Club, and all the other cool artists I got to play with! Thanks @young_ & @UpsetTheeRhythm !

@SugarCubist Thank you for coming, sorry they pushed everyone out & I didn’t really get to say hello!

Thankyou @JOHNMAUS for quite possibly the gig of the year 🤍🥲

@natu_ralista 100s & 1000s of them, the very very very best ones, locked away forever, for my ears only.

Why do I sometimes think that @JOHNMAUS has good songs that he doesn't release and keeps to himself?

@yugiohmachinim2 @grace_roso ♥️

@goodcharls youtu.be/opb-_tszzpo?si…

Fuck the world

@Brunnen_G_ @Wifesucker @summerspritzer @meryspolsky You ever watch “Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam”?

@Wifesucker @JOHNMAUS @summerspritzer @meryspolsky Let the people know

yayyy #SpotifyWrapped

@PatrikSandberg @meryspolsky 🫂

@JOHNMAUS @meryspolsky You are gorgeous.

@SWindscale57018 @SurfThrash @tylerthecreator @arielxpink @LouisColeMusic The penitent man is humble, he kneels before God & also does a somersault to dodge the second blade 🫡

My Spotify said my listening age is 61 (I’m 43). Listened to 371 different genres and was told “Taste like yours can’t be defined.” Hardcore Punk and College rock were the top two genres I listened to most. I listened to 3,732 artists, 9,071 songs, and Guided by Voices was my top

@Col9012NX @meryspolsky I don’t know it yet, I’ll check it out!!

@JOHNMAUS @meryspolsky Much of a PinkPantheress fan, John?

@mindendeavors @meryspolsky These things have a way of getting away from me, I liked the one I’m using as my pfp fine, but I think they thought it was from too far away or something.

@JOHNMAUS @meryspolsky Isn’t that picture like your choice? Lol