Japes

@StellarArtoisGB 9-12

Most folk buy them and eat them but there are many ways we eat them. What colour do you eat your banana?

@Thebestfigen Fumes must be crazy

After 27 years working at a gas station, this employee developed his own custom diesel-filling system — and now gets an extra bonus from his boss every single day.

connect with gangsters and nerds you never know when u need both

@JMartEnthusiast Facts, play Barrosa over Thomas in the short term

Jorge Barrosa - excellent bunter - extra base hit enthusiast - sprint speed similar to Usain Bolt - 5 foot 6 with Barry Bonds power Alek Thomas - 0% bunt completion rate - 0 career extra base hits with 2000 K’s - Moves like Joc Pederson - guaranteed to go 0-4

@JordanDove @TheEXECUTlONER_ Bases loaded, pitcher got the plate before the runner

@TheEXECUTlONER_ Nobody else thinks he was safe? Runner was safe

This pitcher makes a heck of an effort and takes a cleat to the face. Top of the 7th, 2 outs, bases loaded, up 3-1, tying run on second, series tied 1-1, winner moves on to the third round of the playoffs. Was he safe or out?

@shaunrein Red Building in Xintiandi

The man who waits for the perfect shot will die with a full mag

@ArizonaTourism @simonjgerber Iconic drip

Arizona’s tallest icons are wearing flowers again 🌵🌸 📷: @simonjgerber

It's scary to acknowledge how much longer your days feel when you don't psychologically retreat into technology Makes you realise how much of your life has disappeared into various screens.

i have an asian work ethic when it comes to gambling and doing drugs

PEOPLE WITH GOOD AURA 1. liked by cats 2. liked by children 3. looks younger than their age 4. people don't believe you when you say you have no money 5. many people look at you with admiration 6. when you're in an empty store or restaurant, it suddenly gets crowded 7. you possess the wisdom of calmness even amidst many life trials !! !!! It happens

@americanmcgee Fengxian? You're in the sticks

As a foreigner in China who saw apartments in Shanghai selling for $100k 20 years ago that are now worth $1M+, I asked my wife, "Does this mean we can now afford to move closer to the city?" She laughed. We looked at the real estate apps. And while prices are down, an apartment that was $1.4M at the peak is now selling for $1.2M. Some areas are hit harder, some not hit at all. Where we live in Fengxian, in a villa compound, there's been almost no change. Same goes for the next district over in Jin Shan. The apartment we bought in my wife's hometown some years ago went up and is now back to around the price we bought it for. Kinda meh 🤷 Most people we know are happy to see prices come down. Things were getting out of hand. Now young people can continue to afford to buy a home. But negative headlines about China still got to make a living I guess 😂

@FadeAwayMedia Aspirin

I WONDER WHAT PENTA WAS LOOKING FOR IN HIS JACKET 😭 #WWERAW

@ericvwrld @MuyaoShen It was Mook before Taxx

@MuyaoShen still had the wildest night of my life at TAXX (rip)

clubbing in Shanghai = six floors full of bars and clubs with different themes, a building the size of a shopping mall, a general admission ticket to get in. It’s literally Disneyland for adults. Biggest culture shock in SH but I got my freshman ID so I’m official now

@BBGreatMoments Hideo Nomo

Name a pitcher whose windup you could recognize from a mile away. For me, it’s Dontrelle Willis. That leg kick was basically its own baseball era. Who’s yours?

@MLB Jpballer19

Players had a wide variety of first usernames 😅 What was yours? ⬇️

@Jizelle_patriot Me at recess (cheat code)

@FREAKMMA1 @ArmanUfc Best way to open em

Arman Tsarukyan’s knife got stuck… so he opened the coconut with his elbow instead. 😂 (Via @ArmanUfc )

How it feels to have 3 Sapporo’s at lunch

@Cardschatter @MoveTheSticks Trade back

With the #AZCardinals set to pick second in the second round, the top players left according to @MoveTheSticks: S Emmanuel McNeil-Warren CB Jermod McCoy CB Colton Hood WR Denzel Boston Edge T.J. Parker Edge Cashius Howell ILB C.J. Allen DT Kayden McDonald