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Trump: The Peter Principle President. It's mine; I'm calling it. #PeterPrinciplePresident

@WUTangKids @gregkellyusa Remember when the right as a whole freaked out when Obama called Kanye West a "jackass" on a hot mic?

Community notes cooking that Newsmax moron @gregkellyusa

@MysterySolvents Over Macho Grande?

What does this mean?

@estellahavish11 @konstructivizm He might find that a little difficult as he's been dead for seven months.

@konstructivizm I hope Jim Lovell is watching this. 🤍✨🌕

Artemis II: Closing in on the MoonThe astronauts of Artemis II are now truly venturing into deep space — and the Moon is getting closer every hour.They have already traveled more than 200,000 miles (about 320,000 km) from Earth. With every passing moment, our home planet grows smaller in their windows, while the Moon looms larger ahead. Soon, the Moon’s gravitational pull — its “sphere of influence” — will begin to dominate, gently tugging the spacecraft into its embrace.Right now, the crew is fully immersed in the demanding routines of deep-space flight: Running critical checks on the life support systems that keep them alive Testing communications with Earth across vast distances Practicing manual flight maneuvers And carefully preparing for the dramatic lunar flyby that lies just ahead This is the moment Artemis II transitions from leaving Earth behind to preparing for humanity’s return to the Moon — not just orbiting it, but getting ready to push the boundaries of exploration once again.The journey is entering its most exciting phase.

@kayakestable You're about the seventh person on Twitter who this has happened to.

Estuve sin hogar durante seis meses en 2011. Dormía en mi coche. Solía ​​aparcar detrás de una pequeña iglesia porque era oscuro y tranquilo. Pensaba que nadie sabía que estaba allí. Todas las mañanas, me despertaba, conducía hasta una gasolinera para lavarme la cara y me iba a trabajar (sí, tenía trabajo, solo que no podía pagar el alquiler). Una noche, hacía un frío helador. 10 grados. Mi coche no arrancaba para encender la calefacción. Temblaba tanto que me dolían los dientes. Vi que se abría la puerta trasera de la iglesia. Un conserje salió a tirar la basura. Vio mi coche. Me vio acurrucado en el asiento delantero. No llamó a la policía. No se acercó a golpear la ventana. Simplemente volvió a la puerta, la abrió y la dejó entreabierta con una piedrecita. Luego encendió la luz del pasillo y se fue. Esperé diez minutos. Luego corrí adentro. Estaba cálido. Había un sofá en el vestíbulo. Había un baño con agua caliente. Dormí allí todas las noches durante el resto del invierno. Todas las noches, la roca seguía allí. Nunca conocí al conserje. Nunca le di las gracias. Ahora estoy bien. Tengo una casa. Tengo una cama. Pero cada año, con la primera nevada, dono un cheque a esa iglesia. Escribo "Para la factura de la calefacción" en el concepto. A veces, la mejor manera de demostrar amor al prójimo es guardar silencio.

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@theliamnissan @mattvanswol Or you can grow up and live in the real world.

@mattvanswol Organized religion is why so many people DON'T believe in God. Too many pedophiles and charlatans. You don't need a special building to commune with God. All you have to do is pray.

Our pastor grabbed my shoulder this morning and reminded me that exactly 1 year ago today, we brought our family to church for the first time. Today, I can’t imagine not going.

@JamesAFurey @theliamnissan You were never an atheist - agnostic at best.

After 30 years of being an Atheist, tonight I will be baptized, confirmed, and reconciled to God. I cannot stop thinking about it.

@ginamilan_ Even when he's sucking my cock?

For the record: Don’t ever fucking talk shit about Pete Hegseth again. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@genesimmons Accused of only loving money and brags about money. Typical.

Timmy, i’ve paid more than $100 million in taxes. I’ve created thousands of jobs, which enabled thousands of people to feed their families. I’ve contributed millions to wounded warriors, pediatric aids and support 1400 African children. And what have you accomplished in life?

@IngrahamAngle Lying effing twatt.

DEMENTED: As most of us celebrate the rescue of our WSO (Weapons System Officer), the Left is disappointed.

@emperoreggrolls @RonFilipkowski @IngrahamAngle And we all now you woke up and jacked off to kiddy-diddlers. We just know it.

@RonFilipkowski @IngrahamAngle Even Ilhan Omar isn't dumb enough to say it out loud byt we all know liberals woke up disappointed.

@otokyo__ 1917.

I don’t want your “best movie ever.” I want the one that made you sit in silence when the credits rolled. The one where you said, “what… was that?” No spoilers. Just titles. Let’s ruin my week.

@Daniel078013 @PrezLives2022 If you can't recognize this as AI slop, I don't know I can do for you.

He saved baby 🦌 deer

@SpyHards I'm pretty sure he's got a license for that sort of thing.

Roger Moore felt that this moment in FOR YOUR EYES ONLY was too callous, but for me, it always left me wanting to see a harder edge to his 007… What do you think, was it a step too far?

@aestheticsguyy @Raylivez1

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description

@MomMomisme @DjOmegaMVP @CalltoActivism How do I know? Ask your programmer.

@JQBatty @DjOmegaMVP @CalltoActivism Why am I a troll bot?

🚨HOLY SHIT. A college student just humiliated Karoline Leavitt on stage: “Voter fraud is incredibly rare…there have only been a few hundred cases of voter fraud out of hundreds of millions of votes.” I want to buy this student a beer!

This is Sprout. He just turned 21, so of course, his doggy retirement home threw him the party of the year. After getting his new ID, Sprout got his first legal pup cup, then he and his friends celebrated with cake, presents, and even a Sprout-themed calendar. 13/10 happy birthday buddy #SeniorPupSaturday

@CletusAwreeetus I like the "out-crazy them" gambit. If someone says the moon landings were fake, you look them straight in the eye and say, "You believe in the moon?"

You can’t read anything about Artemis without someone with snot for brains posting their dumbass opinion that the moon landings were faked. Go away!! We know you struggle with stuff. Can’t help you ! Go see a doctor ….. 😋

@PhilSledge Dog Park in 80 degree (F) heat.

@JQBatty Busy day?

Post the latest photo of your pet or pets. I’ll go first. No cheating ❤️

@Hummingbirder @espn Pick yourself up by your own bootstraps. No. Not like that.

@espn When college recruits are earning far more than the NFL minimum, and can transfer at will, it's out of control. Something needs to be done. NIL was not supposed to make millionaires of amateur players.

President Donald Trump signed an executive order Friday designed to limit how long athletes can play college sports and how often they can transfer between schools. spr.ly/6015B6qVXR