JR

If I touch my phone in the right places a girl will come over and suck me

J.R. Smith, ladies and gentlemen.

@FuckedUpYogis I mean type shit

@FuckedUpYogis I’m a genius

I deleted a post I didn’t mean to what did I say

@DrewVento Well

Ranking different groups of white people: A tier - Drug doers B tier - Fitness people, Nerds, Alternatives C tier - Anime fans, Artists, Drug Dealers, Academics D tier - Sports fans, Children, Animal lovers F tier - Swifties, Disney adults, Tech enthusiasts, Influencers, The Elderly

@fairy_bagmother Peroit

Well

I’m horny but it’s Saturday so I have to save it for tomorrow just in case

@molly_margarita Like you do like you do

@JR12CR I feel honored

Fridgemogged yo ass

Hosting a gingerpalooza party type shit

@Boblhead Pretty sure that’s how you make a nuke

@JR12CR 🤭🤭🤭 just split the horny in half!

@killbyundrscore @wobblymami Thanks gang

evertone thank @wobblymami for these insane pics she took of me

@EscobumpGaviria Me when I lie

my wiener is 4 inches hard and 2 inches soft

@prometheuus0 @lolitadiariess Shut up before I peg u pussy boy

@lolitadiariess you get it

normalize making out for hours without it turning into sex sometimes the tension is the whole point

@ANGELBABYBITTY It ment everything

Did liking my story mean nothing to you….

@fckoffmaebe Was it over or under mine?

just got my orthopedic surgery plus my physical therapy bill… guess the amount i dare you

@CBoyFarmer Perfect way to find my new account

@JR12CR This is how i find how ur back

I hate when 13% of vaginas have 50% of the violent microbiomes

@MedicatedSleaze @ANGELBABYBITTY

@JR12CR @ANGELBABYBITTY JR saved me from drunkenly drowning in the Chicago River last night, he deserves the absolute best

Me this summer