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Thought I looked hot from this angle

@JoeOrgana Ah, I know that feeling well. I go through life thinking I'm fairly attractive, but when I encounter someone that's in the upper echelon of hotness I run my to my cave where I belong. It's the order of things

@JoeOrgana The kind of news I needed on today of all days

Congrats to Mariah Carey! As she became the first black woman to surpass 100 million monthly listeners ever for the first time!

@GalacticaGay314 Omg she's perfect

Meet Athena 🩵

Last night on stage in Raleigh, North Carolina, I found out that All I Want For Christmas Is You returned to #1 on the Billboard Hot 100. I couldn't have dreamed of a better time or place to celebrate the news than on stage with my amazing fans, my kids and my #Christmastime tour family. I love you and am so grateful to you all ❤️❤️❤️ M

I could deadass listen to We Belong Together on loop for the rest of my life and not get tired.

Please let me live in a world where Pamela Anderson has an Oscar.

It has begun 🥹

i just know she gagged everyone in the studio when she put down these godly vocals

It’s voting season!! 🗳️❤️ (and not the holiday season…yet!)

Old #MyXAnniversary

Yesss she's back

The dark aura of Born This Way. The throbbing, crisp synths from ARTPOP. The elevated vocals of CHROMATICA. The industrial-tinge production from a new era. She REALLY put the GAGA on LADY. #DISEASE #DISEASEISCOMING

@dgschell We're very lovable 🥰

NEW: Dog spotted hanging out on the top of the Great Pyramid of Giza in Egypt. The man who filmed the incident from his powered paraglider says the dog was barking at birds. The Great Pyramid of Giza is a whopping 450 feet tall meaning the dog had to take a long hike to the top. Video: alexlang14

@JoeOrgana Same. Though I do have moments of weakness

Cry harder you dumb bitch

She: - invented the wireless radio system which laid the foundation for modern Bluetooth and Wi-Fi - fled her fascist husband to give his plans to the US while hiding her jewish identity - performed the first female orgasm on screen A true hero in brains, beauty, and bravery

Same. My favorite Treehouse of Horror