The Jonnie Notions System

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 29 May 2009 (via @twi_age).

@emdowell I have, but I couldn't leave this one unremarked upon. I'm so delighted for you!

@emdowell That's brilliant, Emily. So pleased for you! Congrats.

@JamieLeftPeg 8.5 million before the Famine... but you can't blame England for that. Sorry, I'm being handed a note...

@demondwayne He's just... ...repellent in every single way.

@JRRivett RTYI.

The persistence of Ticketek, with its pitiful service and outrageous "service" fees, combined with asking North Melbourne AFLW fans to pay men's finals ticket prices to get into the footy screams "THE BOSS OF THE GAME REGULARLY WEARS JODHPURS!"

Damien Hardwick burner account.

Some of the dumbest football I've ever seen. Fuck me.

We've beaten Collingwood once in the last seven games between the sides. That's a lot of duck.

@JonPiccini "wealth is something to be appropriated rather than earned" - incredible.

In Nov 1979 Australia’s treasury offered this textbook neoliberal take down of third world demands for a New International Economic Order. The then Secretary was John Stone, a firm neoliberal who later opposed Asian migration and multiculturalism via the Samuel Griffiths Society.

Hitched before 9AM. #done #brisk #bitfresh

@maesy5 @nonsensiblekate And the missing letters are UN. Coincidence? I don't think so.

Does anyone else automatically add the missing letters on these things in your head……. Or is that just me?

@sjhross Macron saw it and did it to Trump six months later.

@bentyers Their TV ad running at the moment is one of the most confounding commercials I've ever seen.

If I had to whittle it down, I guess I’d say my most hated radio ads right now would be those for KENO.

Come for the Melbourne scarf, stay for the Oasis tribute band member.

@sjhross @bookshopaddict @OllyNoonan @databyjosh If you bring a poster or get teary he rings the debate bell, but instead of being a time warning it signals that it's time for the Collective Mind lads to come in and do their thing.

Lost in the convos about whether xyz club should recruit Jordan De Goey despite his criminal record (no, obviously, & just asking the question embarrasses us all) is that he's not *that* good. Above average mid, but he's not taking anyone from fringe of the 8 to flag contention

@4Boat Do you think people in the future will understand how big the revelation is or will they need to put gasp noises over the top just to be sure?

Was this the real version or the reenacted Judge Judy-esque version? Everyone seems to be playing it really big.