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@DustyPee Surely a quick touch of #EdisonMedicine would’ve turned him right around.

I’m in trouble on the building’s FB page for using the # #tasertime. It was in relation to a guy who had smashed up a few doors, was screaming off his tits at 6.30am, waking half the building then proceeded to scream at cops for 40 minutes. 🤷🏼‍♂️🙄

Ah well. Can’t play the Saints every week.

@emdowell Gave the Gits a glimmer of hope with a bombed goal

Ahh Clarry…

So #Venezuela and US swap presidents now?

@Christinelb563 @burritoprophet ...if you're not Australian, sure - but no.

@burritoprophet Wow! She really did nail her accent lol.

the more i watch this the more i realize how perfect reese witherspoon’s impression of her was x.com/KellyHart278/s…

@superfooty @ClarkyHeraldSun Possibly the same bug that hit Geelong in the ‘21 Prelim that Chris Scott invented… err tried to cover up.

Star Saint Tom De Koning was keen to keep his sickness quiet in a bid to avoid being seen as making excuses for his performance. ✍️: @ClarkyHeraldSun DETAILS 👉 bit.ly/4rtLqAx

@mikkithompson93 @TheRubyDemons After that first bounce every fan surrounding me crouched up off their seat like a jockey and rode each subsequent bounce and the kick home. His skill and our will got that goal.

This was just amazing yesterday, one of the loudest roars this side of Chunk and Hannan's elimination final goals. But how about the 45m gut run from Brody Mihocek to also provide protection. That's the stuff you bring a bloke like him in to the club for.

I mean The Clash > Jimmy Barnes, but still…

Fuck this gimmick music off

That’s about 3 goals in a minute for NWM in game time against the Dees including last year’s game

So slow…

@whiskeyjack86 @melbournefc The Ticketmaster integration is dreadful. Won’t let me login. Can in the native app, but not through the club. Club’s solution is “drop by Gate 3 and we’ll try to fix it”. Relieved my physical ticket arrived today.

.@melbournefc - - I have called up twice this week to sort my mobile memberships for Sunday but it hasn't been fixed. I was also promised that the tickets would be emailed to me just in case, but nothing has come through. What do I do now before Sunday... ?

@reizisokk @2chbook 1️⃣

Conceding a goal is bad, conceding while you’ve got self inflicted graffiti on your head is so much worse.

Clarry 😢

@dannolan Converting Kyle Sandilands to biofuel is the kind of low hanging fruit Kevin Rudd said we should be prosecuting

@MConallin Bill Collins

If you’re doing Top 5 Sports Broadcasters in Australian history, you’d have (in no specific order) Benaud, Cometti, Warren and McAvaney. Who goes into 5th? Great pub debate topic!

@Heavy_Boab Hmm, other people seem to think people with Tourette’s have intention. Look at the laughs:

At the NAACP Image Awards, Delroy Lindo said, “It’s a Classic Case of Something That Could Be Very Negative Becoming Very Positive.” That may have been his experience. It was not John Davidson’s. At the BAFTAs, John a man living with severe Tourette’s was celebrated one moment and torn apart the next. He went home to find his bike stolen and his name dragged across social media for a tic he cannot control. The film about his life shows decades of misunderstanding and bullying. That night was meant to signal acceptance. It didn’t. Delroy could have used this moment to unite and heal. To show compassion for people living with Tourette’s like John. Like my son. He didn’t. And that is deeply disappointing.

@garyowencomedy Old Spice? I’d have thought Dick Cheney would’ve reeked of burnt sulphur…

Navy Honor Guard days