Jahaila

This is a @DeJaSkye stan account.

@TMobileHelp I’m gonna need someone to explain to me what happened on Tmobile Tuesday with the Jamba Juice codes you literally just took away. I saved it, and it doesn’t even come up as expired.

When you don’t reward hard work, you eventually stop seeing it.

Update: this character being her look alike has been co-signed by my whole table.

I wish I could tell this lady she looks like Pong Ping without hurting her feelings.

I’m not gonna lie. I missed unhinged BB days. #bb26

Brooklyn from #bb26 looks like Deli Porkchop from Happily Ever After: Fairy Tales for Every Child to me.

I want to convince all my friends we should each specialize in a different type of jam so we each make like one flavor seasonally and then trade.

I hate that I wanted to go to this event because I missed it last year, and then was just completely underwhelmed by the food and the service.

Having a dog is the best, but personal space is a thing of the past.

If the date you want to take me on costs less than my vibrator, I’m NOT going.

@duolingo as long as the free version is lame, I’m not coming back unless you want to upgrade that. I literally didn’t even mean to open this app. I do not understand how it NEVER offloads.

How am I supposed to know you like me if you don’t buy me a pair of @PashionFootwear?

ATTENTION: WHITE WOMEN HAVE “DISCOVERED” TWIST OUTS AND ARE CALLING IT “MAMA MIA HAIR” & ITS APPARENTLY THE “NEW” SUMMER STYLE twitter.com/hollylottie88/…

@KryssyLaReina It’s giving yassified grinch in summer

First- you do look 34 or older and that’s ok… Second-I’m older than you and was just in Jordan 1s in the club and I would dare someone to say something… Third-There is no way you did that PSA to have them ugly ass heels on. Be for real!

@soniamariesays See she makes me want to go back in time and slut shame her. All that positivity just for her to betray women everywhere.

ISTFG it's the worst year to be a biracial since Loving v. Virginia was decided 😭

I’m worried about what it means for me that I didn’t realize Plankton singing pink pony club was not like a Sandy Thee Squirrel Mhmm situation and he’s singing a Chappell Roan song? But I’ve heard plankton sing it more?? I think my algorithm is busted.

Jill Zarin views my most random stories. I need to know how instagram is bringing her to my profile.

I fucking hate this neighborhood. Why am I hearing a FULL FIREWORKS SHOW ON JULY 14th?!?!

My 90 day the other way back up plan is getting married, and this country is dumb enough to fall for this dramatic scene. Great, now I’m gonna have to find a new person willing to marry me in another country.