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@JPATrades That’s why he’s worth 9billi I suppose 🤷

Can’t believe Ackman told us to buy yesterday and was telling the truth

@andyhutchcraft @bigphil321

@bigphil321 I don't think they're undertakers; you can clearly see it's in the overtaking lane.

On my way to North Wales yesterday, near Frodsham, I saw a convoy of 8 or 9 identical silver Rolls/Bentleys all with reg plates like this, all main beams on, shifting pretty rapidly.. Bizarrely, on the way home, I saw them again on the M62.. Any idea what/who?

@dog_head The ‘fuck off’ done me before he’d even started 😂😂

“I don’t care if he called me a mudblood, Harry, you can’t call Snape a nigger!”

@KNZIM8 Sergio Buspass deserves so much more recognition

One of the best comment sections on a Tiktok that I've seen in ages.

@i4ntojonez Did you know Alan Sugar is 30% Canderel?

bob mortimer isnt even my favourite comedian but i genuinely think hes the funniest person alive right now like damn bob that was hilarious

@timothysykes Funny what a day can do! $UGRO

Now $UGRO has spiked to the $24s, more than a a straight up double from my tweet just 4 hours ago in the $11s (where I thought it was overextended) and up from the $2s when my tim.ly/sykeschallenge chatroom began buying this thing last week! LOLOLOL, sometimes I rip on shorts, but seriously, I don't rip on them anywhere near hard enough as this entire runup is just a short squeeze, with @EternaLEnVy1991 and his friends getting annihilated as usual... THANK YOU EE AND EVERYONE WHO FOLLOWS YOUR RIDICULOUSLY RISKY AND MISGUIDED APPROACH TO TRADING, WE APPRECIATE IT, PLEASE STAY STUBBORN AND NEVER LEARN OR CHANGE! Retweet this if you appreciate their sacrifice and join me in thanking them for being so shady and not sharing the ridiculous amounts of money they're losing as we gotta pray they don't come clean anytime soon so they can keep luring in wannabe short sellers and creating even more epic squeezes like this. Thank you shorts, keep up the good and important work by being so bitter, toxic, shady, insecure and pathetic, we love ya for it! CONGRATS TO ALL LONGS, LET'S KEEP SQUEEZING THESE SHORTS LIKE THE BITTER LEMONS THEY ARE BECAUSE SHORT SELLER LEMONADE IS ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL AND DELICIOUS!!!

@maybebrayyy This is Clinton Morrison we’re talking about.

Man City have done well to get 4 in considering they didn’t play a premier league game this weekend, very impressive

Atmosphere in the stadium is mad, fans turned up, now’s it’s their turn

@Bellairs_ @LewisGloverMMA Agree with mostly everything, especially Mokaev, but to say Edwards wouldn’t still main event in UK is wild

@JSPHHC @LewisGloverMMA Meh Edward’s lost his last 3 fights in a row he’s not main eventing London nor a main event they also could of held Arnold Allen back could of even rehired Mohammed Mokaev also could of given mvp a better fight they just didn’t try

The O2 being this empty at this point of the night is a reflection of the quality of the card on paper/name value, and the obscene prices.

@ParkerP66012506 @protodanielle You’re right, should carry out tests to work it out. After that, burn her on a stick 👍🏼

@protodanielle Do we know all the facts before passing judgement ? Was she suffering from post natal depression ( a real thing ) ? Normal mentally balanced humans would not have done this

🚨 THIS HEARTLESS EVIL BITCH THREW HER 18-DAY-OLD BABY FROM A FOURTH-FLOOR WINDOW WHILE DAD WAS MAKING FORMULA Zahira Byjaouane, 43, Westminster, London – LOOK AT THIS MONSTER. While the father was in the kitchen making infant formula for their tiny newborn Mariam (just 18 days old), this evil woman allegedly snatched the baby and hurled her out of a sash window. The helpless 18-day-old plunged 32 feet onto concrete below, suffered a fatal skull fracture and died at 9am. How the fuck does a mother do that to her own newborn baby? While her partner was literally preparing her milk? Charged with murder. Appeared at Westminster Magistrates’ Court – heading to the Old Bailey. A mother murdering her own 18-day-old baby? There is no lower form of evil on this earth. Pure demonic. RIP little Mariam. You deserved love and safety, not this nightmare. No mercy. None. She deserves to rot in prison for the rest of her life. Name her. Share her face. Demand whole-life for baby killers.

@KingHendersonI @cinemakiwis Obviously. You don’t think a vaccine gives immunity do you…

@cinemakiwis Wait can you still get it if you had your meningitis jab ?

@robbietaylor_86 @johnmerro1 Seaman saves that volley from Rooney and he’s not even mentioned….

@johnmerro1 Maybe. First time seeing him live and didn’t think he did much today. Thought Mykolenko bullied him physically a couple of times. Good cross but so many errors…now the narrative is unbearable. Pickford catches it and he’s not even mentioned.

Max Dowman was crap by the way. Mykolenko pocketed him at every opportunity. Then Pickford missed a cross, and he scored a goal with no keeper and he’s now the new coming of Messi. Honestly.

“He’s nothing but a kid with the world at his feet.” Peter Drury, you poet. Make a grown man cry.

@bradyates_ Only left peg wands exist

has anyone ever had a wand of a right foot?

The gayest thing a man can do is celebrate his birthday

Strong contender here as well. Tottenham getting relegated is bringing Cundy into form 🤣🤣

Bruh they’re gonna have Beyoncé, Coldplay and QPR performing at their stadium next season. I’m actually crying.

If Arsenal win the quadruple, Tottenham get relegated, and England win the World Cup, all in the same summer, then I think I’m giving up my season ticket, retiring from football, and taking up knitting or something. Nothing would ever top it, it would only be downhill from there