Jessica

@KryssyLaReina That’s the foil pan, everyone knows that.

Nothing a little foil can’t cover up!

@kendramiddleton I’m staying at my Aunt’s house in Fruit Cove listening to my cousin’s pet turkeys and dogs making noise from his house next door as I type this. Some of those noises might also be the flock of peacocks on this street…Florida.

My brother killed 2 turkeys today and my SIL just posted a video of their cat punching the dead turkeys in the back of the truck. Tell me you are from Florida, without telling me you’re from Florida.

@ali_sivi Makes me think there’s something on my contacts

why is everything backlit now

@BrightwayPVB @JoshScobee10 😂🤢

@JoshScobee10 Not that you need anyone to vouch for you but can confirm as I’m on the same flight. Waiting on new seat belts right now.

About to take off on a flight from Denver to Jax and someone just projectile puked in the middle of the plane 🤢

In Jax for a few days, anyone doing anything for TPC?

@nbc4i WTF OU

Just days after Ohio University announced that it had put the Black Alumni Reunion on hold, the university’s Lancaster campus has now paused its annual Celebrate Women conference. nbc4i.co/4kL3vI7?utm_me…

@BSmoov_ Insanely impressive

You STOPPED drinking when Covid hit? That’s amazing. Not even joking

@andrecisco7 We’ll miss you😢

5th grade me would be running through a wall right now!!!! ECSTATIC about what’s to come. God’s grace simply never fails!

@shutupmikeginn The daily struggle

It sucks that you have to “get ready for bed” right before going to bed. I wish I could brush my teeth and wash my face at like 6pm and then just snack and watch movies til I fuckin drop

@Phil_Lewis_ 😞

NASHVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — Dolly Parton says her husband of nearly 60 years, Carl Dean, has died at 82.

After what we saw in the Oval Office today I never want to hear another person say women are too emotional to lead!

@Blake_Allen13 @nbc4i

The firing of NOAA and NWS personnel could be a bigger issue for the Trump administration than other firings, the main reason? If local weathermen talk about it, that can move the needle especially with older voters. Local meteorologists are pillars in their communities

@_letterbxmb Why do I get the feeling this is one of those scenarios where this is a staged, rented house?

I’m gonna be real with you: I’m tired of rich people.

@texasrunnerDFW Covid divorces?

Possibly the most shocking housing stat I’ve seen recently: The median age of a renter in the United States was 42 years old as of 2024, up from 33 years old, just THREE YEARS PRIOR (Source: Zillow)

I think a serious Democratic candidate for President should launch their campaign today and hit the campaign trail holding rallies to call out MAGA for what they are: authoritarians who are actively trying to overthrow the Constitution. Fill stadiums. Fill the airwaves. Hold protests. Establish a constant pressure campaign. Do not let up for four years.

Hey @MarioBadescu I broke a GWP compact mirror of yours I have been carrying around for over a decade. I’m already distraught about the 7 years bad luck I now have…any chance you guys have some old ones hanging around at your corporate office? Signed, a MB fan since 2006.

@_saracannon @ummmemmmily @meladoodle @ali_sivi Girl, that stuff is awful😂 And I used to manage a cosmetics department at Nordstrom years ago…

@JSteeleNW @ummmemmmily @meladoodle @ali_sivi HOW DID YOU KNOW

Bought some scrunchies from Sephora and the girl was like “have you used these before?”. I was like “yeah, I mean they’re just basically hair ties”. She said “yes, exactly!”. Can’t stop thinking about it. Did I look like someone who has never tied up her hair before.

@ummmemmmily @_saracannon @meladoodle @ali_sivi Gotta be Clinique Dramatically Different lotion.

@_saracannon @meladoodle @ali_sivi PLSS NOW I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE MOISTURIZER WAS

@BravoTopChef 💙❤️🧡

Ready for Canada, eh? A new season of #TopChef is back March 13th! 🔪🧡