Johnny Vance 🇺🇦

@lcfc_15 @InvertTheWing *individually

@JVBodge @InvertTheWing

Hilarious, people will do EVERYTHING to discredit Harry Kane just because he's better than their striker. At Tottenham, it was "he is a serial bottler", he goes to Bayern, wins a trophy, puts up historic numbers, it is "farmer's league", despite this record including Champions League games. Just let it go. He's done it on an international level, English level, German level, Continental Level, EVERYTHING.

@lcfc_15 @InvertTheWing 3 Prem golden boots, World Cup golden boot, England all time top scorer, 2nd all time Prem scorer, yeah, individually unproven at that level.

@InvertTheWing Hasn't won anything in England or internationally but yeah definitely done it on that level

@HotspurCaIIum Fully agree, an old boy (total stranger) accidentally cut my lip in two places when we bundled into each other 😂

I stand by this being the best limbs at the ground

@InvertTheWing Pretty fair actually, then again, consider what we’ve been thru and the stick we get from all angles over especially the last 15 years then I reckon any English fanbase would be the same.

I remember I used to tweet almost exclusively about Tottenham. But overtime. I have found a lot the fanbase to be miserable. And I have a theory why. Don’t take this personally, I hope you can get back to winning ways so I can tweet about you freely again. Tottenham, of course has a global fanbase. But compared to other Big 6 clubs, it is much more “local”, based in England. And English people are just quite miserable. I don’t know why, but a large majority are just never happy. Many don’t have a positive outlook on life. And of course, when football is such a big part of your life, it affects you a lot. Not winning anything. So it adds to misery. And this leads to hostility towards me, others. Whereas other clubs I talk about, this is true to a lesser extent. Probably because they are less saturated with a miserable country.

@elonmusk Couldn’t ever get why Americans don’t listen to Brits regarding gun laws etc. now I actually do. @elonmusk, respectfully, stay out of our shit, you don’t know what ur talking about. Try not believing everything you see on here…

Because Starmer is guilty of terrible crimes against the British people

@Farmer_Boycie So sorry for your loss. There are no words that will suffice but you gave her a wonderful life. Truly hope that will bring you some comfort. Rest in peace Ellie x

My heart is broken this evening. Sadly Ellie was put to sleep after a terrible seizure and Liver Cancer was detected.To everyone that’s shown her love on this platform I will always be grateful.Please remember her as not just my dog but as your dog. We cry together❤️

@Farmer_Boycie And I’ve clicked like on plenty of them, can’t lie, makes me a bit sad you’d think that of me

@JVBodge I disagree mate. I’ll see your next post when I talk about my mother or my sick dog 😉 Enjoy the game

Spurs fans actually wanting City to win and not make Champions League 😂😂😂 Truly unbelievable

@Farmer_Boycie Saw your post about spurs in my own feed and asked a question, North London and politics are literally the things we talk about 🤷🏼‍♂️ I don’t do digs or go fishing

@JVBodge Mate you never chat. You only ever pop on my timeline regarding supporting Labour or Spurs. You try for a bite every time. I’m not an idiot

@Farmer_Boycie Ok mate, there’s no need for the digs, was just chatting

@JVBodge Plus you are a small club let’s get real

@Farmer_Boycie Haven’t defended anything, how am I putting crazy opinions on another club lol 🤷🏼‍♂️ I know dozens of gooners, they regular give me pelters, this would another thing they wouldn’t shut up about for 20yrs. Just thinking of my own quality of life! V slim chance anyway of 4th

@JVBodge I think your talking typical Spurs rubbish if you are defending what the world has seen with your supporters. A desperate tweet to put your crazy football opinions on another club.

@MikeTHFC1407 It’s just be another they wouldn’t shut up about for the next 20yrs if we got a result

1st time in a long time, I'm not watching Spurs out of choice. No way can I sit and watch and not support them, so I'm going to pretend it's not even happening.

@OwenJones84 Not a fan of Starmer but he says ‘she’s biologically right but…’ and is then interrupted so really not much in this

Remember how Keir Starmer made political capital out of Rishi Sunak mocking him for not reducing trans people to their body parts? He did that because the mother of murdered trans girl Brianna Ghey was there. As we can see here, that was cynical opportunism.

@djwskyblu Apologies, bit niche lol - he laid down for Hogan to pin him and lose. 4th is all but over for us and couldn’t think of anything worse than that lot winning the league

@JVBodge It’s Monday morning JV - help me out with the interpretation of the GIF, if you’d be so kind.

There’s an upcoming dilemma for Manchester United and Spurs fans - depending on their respective clubs pursuit of Champions League and Europa League places. Would they be prepared to lose to Arsenal and City respectively, to stop their bitter rivals winning the Premier League?

@skysports what about the two handed shove on Romero when he hit the post? #Refwatch

@VDejan0000 And if you were withdrawing money to pay a scammer and lost it all, you wouldn’t ask the bank for a refund no? Cos they were negligent in not asking why? Also do you think perhaps that actual money launderers might deal with large cash deposits and withdrawals?

I withdrew less that $10,000 from the Commonwealth Bank today. I was asked what I need it for? I said to the teller, " aren't you supposed to ask this only if I withdraw $10,000+?" She said, "Oh no now it's anything over $1,000 & even if you want to deposit $1,000, we ask you where you got the money from. So I said to her, as she was being polite this time, that I withdrew the money to pay cash for all my purchases as the banks are closing down & closing ATM's. I also said that I no longer trust the bank with my money & that I think it's intrusive that the govt. wants to know this information. She said that it is to prevent money laundering to which I replied that the govt. is the biggest money launderer there is. She just laughed & gave me my money.

@Jaack Saw the Spice Girls on the first UK TV appearance singing Wannabe on Hotel Babylon and thought they could be quite big

Saw somebody else ask this on here with fascinating replies, so going to gently steal this question… What’s something you knew / predicted would become big / popular before it did? For example a band, comedian, musician, actor… This is your time to ✨ flex ✨

@djwskyblu A little petulant but I’ll allow it this once, better team won on the night. Was surprised with the 19 fouls to our 9 from St Pep’s Angel Boys…

Ricky Villa, Fernando Llorente, Son Heung-min, Harry Kane, Osvaldo Ardiles, Steve Perryman, Glenn Hoddle, Garth Crooks, David Pleat, Keith Burkinshaw, Ange Postecoglou, Jermain Defoe, Steve Archibald, Lucas Moura, Graham Roberts your boys took one helluva beating tonight 😂🩵🏆

@djwskyblu @ManCity @JackGrealish @FA_PGMOL Obviously great for us but that was inexplicably terrible officiating.

Back in from the Etihad and watched the playback of Simon Hooper playing advantage only to deny @ManCity when @JackGrealish was about to capitalise on the advantage. Surely this CANNOT go down as human error e.g. a mistake! This was blatant cheating! It stinks @FA_PGMOL 🤬🤬🤬🤬