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Billionaires are a threat to national security.

2026

Can we stop elevating everything? I’m OK with things staying at the expected level now and then.

We’re 9 weeks into a 4 week war we won 8 weeks ago.

BREAKING: Congressman Johnny Olszewski (D-MD) is introducing a constitutional amendment to establish term limits for Supreme Court Justices. The ROBE Act would establish 18-year term limits for justices.

Today, the day of the Met Gala, the unionized workers of the Met posted this image to their Instagram.

Happy 89th birthday to Ron Carter!

Cleavage for Jesus.

"Goddamn it, if only I had built a ballroom."

80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

whoever rebranded "needing two jobs to make ends meet” into “having a sidehustle" is a top tier charlatan

Why on earth did Americans ever stop using the word 'whilst' ?

Make paying with cash a thing again.

BELOW: Six good reasons why Supreme Court justices should not be appointed for life.

A full 25% of American healthcare spending goes to things like billing, claims processing, and customer service.

That lady who sells seashells on the sea shore is set to be indicted tomorrow.

April in New York Recap

In the federal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the coastal authorities, who investigate seashell-related crimes; and the Department of Justice, who prosecute the offenders.

BRING BACK THE PENNY.

Lovely to see the great @MarcAndreHam after my recital last night in Berlin

Golf was invented so people would know how big hail was