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@Amelia558rs Big Black Charles, or BBC for short.

My dog needs a name I am completely stumped as I feel like nothing fits him.please help.

@grok @ajankit124 @prinkasusa Still wrong

@JWH_2NW @ajankit124 @prinkasusa The phrasing is the classic pun: "presence" (your attendance) is the requested "gift," while they want no material "gifts"/presents. She received the invite, so she's clearly invited—the "confusion" is the joke.

I received a wedding invitation. At the bottom it said: “Your presence itself is a gift. We don't want any gifts at the wedding.” I was confused, so I read it again and again. It's been an hour & I'm still confused! Am I invited or not??

@MartyLisaDerp @JohnCleese You know people just sometimes get stuff wrong, right? Idiot.

@JohnCleese I thought you stopped believing the BBC? Here is a correspondent on 9/11 announcing that building 7 had collapsed when it was still in camera behind her.

The BBC reports that Kenyans have been fighting for Russia in the Ukraine, and that the Kenyan government is moving to stop this The Russians, of course, deny this, as confirming it would expose the paucity of their resources

@nhsesr Thanks, I've gotten in touch with them and they've done the password reset manually

@JWH_2NW If you continue to experience issues please contact the ESR System Administrator in your organisation for information and support. You can find their contact details on our website using the link below : my.esr.nhs.uk/dashboard/web/… Thanks, Nicola.

@nhsesr I get this 3rd party server error message on attempting to reset my password. It has happened several days in a row now. What do you advise? I'm unable to access myESR now, presumably because my prior password timed out.

@CodyJ87884 @Umama11_ Child bearing, not baring.

@Umama11_ Well B seems to have child baring hips but I don’t want to get in trouble for defining a Woman in some way that could offend some Dumbass liberal queer cock sucker ! Oh sorry? My bad! 🤣

Which one is a woman..?

@JennyAThatcher Absolute morons. Shouldn't be involved in any occupation that involves human or animal contact, whether directly or indirectly.

PC Tasered amputee, 92, in wheelchair, court hears He was also sprayed in the face with synthetic pepper and hit with a baton by police officers. Mr Burgess was taken to hospital after the incident and later contracted Covid. He died 22 days later. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@BBCMoreOrLess "Professor Gina Neff of Queen Mary University London tells the BBC that ChatGPT is "burning through energy", and the data centres used to power it consume more electricity in a year than 117 countries." bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… 79th out of 197?!? Really!? 💥🧠💥🧠💥

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/… Go India! The judge in the supreme court is a legend 👍🏻

I've just asked my MP to join this drop-in on the cost of water privatisation Please join me by using the template email at: weownit.org.uk/act-now/ask-yo…

@FionaHarvey2014 More like from Piers Morgan show tonight lol

@Tinytysquad @FionaHarvey2014 Me.

@FionaHarvey2014 Who came this far down😂

@mildlyzen @DrNeenaJha Interesting. Clearly, there are unmet needs... Time to setup shop, Dr Neena 🫶🏻

“We’re creating PAs to support NOT replace GPs” IS A COMPLETE LIE! The practice I locum in have now replaced me with a PA 😞 I’ve been a GP for 10 years & can’t get work?! My GP colleagues CANNOT GET work! We ARE being replaced, by significantly less qualified people?!

@peg_roger @DrNeenaJha No idea. Haven't been there in well over a decade.

@JWH_2NW @DrNeenaJha Do they have CE on Isle of Man

@peg_roger @DrNeenaJha Just wondering what your agenda is.

@JWH_2NW @DrNeenaJha Rubbish Perpetual locums are costing taxpayers too much

@peg_roger @DrNeenaJha Where did you get your degree in civil engineering?

@CSHenderson88 @DrNeenaJha Bang on comment.

@DrNeenaJha It is just a bridge to privatisation, which sadly will replace the service as we know it. Zero chance GP’s will be ‘replaced’ in the medium/long term, the PA’s couldn’t possibly do what we do (not a slight on PA’s, but just impossible for them to replace expert generalists)