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I’ve owned 4 Mercs and 5 BMWs. I’ve never owned an Audi. Because whenever I’ve tried to buy one, their dealers did their best to not sell me one. Today was my 2nd attempt in 11 years. It’ll be my last. @AudiUK @stratstoneuk @SytnerCorporate

@IfindRetards Nissan Juke

What's the make/model or type of vehicle you see an automatically know a retard is driving it?

@Hookademus @AutoPap I have a Golf GTi in which a £75 55L tank of super lasts me 6 weeks (300ish mainly urban miles). Then the wife has a Scenic EV that she drives 300 miles a week for £5-6 within 50 mile radius of our home. The best of both worlds is possible, but not quite yet for all. Is my point

@mildlyzen @AutoPap Not necessarily a dislike just not practical or good value for all. That sweet spot isn’t too large. It will get larger though. Personally, still not needed to fill up since the Orange Turd pushed on for the global peace prize.

So that means it’ll cost me about £0.70p to charge the Renault fully tonight. Nuts.

Modern Mercs have zero class. With their disco light interiors and illuminated stars all over the place. Like the automotive equivalent of a late 90’s Moschino shirt from Wembley Market. Designed for peasants.

@evomagazine Modern Mercs have zero class. With their disco light interiors and illuminated stars all over the place. Like the automotive equivalent of a late 90’s Moschino shirt from Wembley Market. Designed for peasants.

An electric Mercedes C-class is on the horizon, but BMW doesn’t need to worry...

Where are the scrotey accident law firms? Massive gap in the market for suing local governments to compensate for pothole damages.

@SamuelJJack2 Forgivable on a Friday night. 😉

@mildlyzen It is* You can tell I’ve had a few missing out words 🤣

Dinner. I know everyone is going to have a Halalalago at me but I don’t care. Here’s Johnnie.

@Jasonsilkmen @AutoPap It’s actually possible to shop in both. So why choose? 🙂

@mildlyzen @AutoPap Its like choosing between aldi and marks and spencer thats why

@Jacob697941 @AutoPap Read my second paragraph again, then go ahead and keep your 1.6 turbo. I’m not here to convince you.

@mildlyzen @AutoPap I’d take my 1.6 turbo over any middling electric car, saw a Porsche taycan on here the other day for ~£12k because the battery was buggered and would cost too much to fix, and plus the infrastructure is just too limited, can’t lay a wire across the pavement to charge a car can I

@DailyMail It’s a pretty good copy of a real RR with that kind of reliability. 😏

Man calls for £35,000 'Temu Range Rovers' to be banned after his two-week-old car stopped suddenly on 60mph road while driving son to nursery trib.al/4W2C8Hk

@L_33_H @BMWGroup I’d 100% take this over a Merc with those stupid blobby star tail lights.

I really think BMW will be unstoppable if the new iX5 is anything like this.

@LaveenLadharam I know the development. Willow Grange. I bought a new flat there in 2008 and lived there for 5 years. £260k is back to what they were worth in 2013. The service charge is double and the property management are useless.

Didn't realise how fucked leasehold has made the market in apartments. Saw a flat in Watford: nice development, 10 mins from Watford Junction, nice part of town. Small gym and a pond but nothing special. Ground rent: £350pa Service charge: £4450pa Sold in 2020 for £350k, on sale now for £260k. A £90k loss. Imagine the negative equity.

@Mattisamazing33 Must be those Sultans of Swing?

Fact: Straits of Hormuz is actually an Iranian Dire Straits covers band. They play songs like Persian Investigations and Romeo and Mohamed

@Timoldland Which is why I respect Ryanair for not tolerating that kind of shit. Yes it’s priced to attract ignorant peasants. But they also keep them under manners. Those who follow their rules never have a problem.

When the fuck are airlines going to grow a pair and insist that carry on luggage is smaller. They aren’t making the overhead bins any fucking bigger, so when Jonny Giant Case turns up and takes up the whole thing with his case full of butt plugs, nobody else has space. Cunts.

“why didn’t you buy bitcoin in 2012” me in 2012:

@hitsjunkie Can it be all so simple

Favorite Wu-Tang song?

@IPhillips79 🔥

Nomad - (I Wanna Give You) Devotion (#TOTP 1991) 90s house classic! Produced by Damon Rochefort and Steve Mac, the track features a tremendous lead vocal by Sharon Dee Clarke. A big international hit single, reaching #2 in the UK and #1 on the US Billboard Dance Club Play.

Sounds very much like HS2