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Whatcha doin here? You mad about something? 🤨

@CaribbeanRythms Love tweet responses where people accidentally expose an entire aspect of their life to millions of strangers

The comments asking “how is that anatomically possible” is the reason why the birth rates have plummeted

@RichardHanania Bro isn’t going to mom’s funeral because being reminded of death is demoralizing

Imagine watching old videos of JFK talking about ask not what your country can do for you but with a sign language interpreter making faces and waving his hands. Or Neil Armstrong on the moon. People don’t want to be constantly reminded of disability. It’s demoralizing.

@raspy_aspie @aethelwer @RichardHanania You know deaf people are real and not fucking unicorns, right? Why not pop over to their online spaces and ask them how they feel about it?

@LifeIsGood_LJT @simplyspectatin @SomaKazima You’re the type of loser who talks about their “clever” Twitter responses to their friends in real life huh

@simplyspectatin @SomaKazima Well since we’re allowed to dislike stuff I’ll go ahead and say the makeup looked like dog shit. Have a nice day 😌

Bride complaining about her makeup artist & the artist responded 👀👀👀

@wednesdaycals If you bought the toilet paper you have the opportunity to do something very funny

update, i’m done arguing w her bc she’s stupid

am i a bitch or is she insane

Lukewarm take: y’all should be a lot more mad at public health than you currently are They sold us out for corporate profits, and you and I are paying for it with our health

Artists, writers, filmmakers: Please integrate COVID into your cultural work. Avoiding COVID in your content erases a critical part of history. And we all know what horrible things can happen when we as a society fail to learn from history.

Like do I just not consume enough media or

Why is Helluva Boss one of the best portrayals of what it's like to be the child of a cheating parent I've ever seen

@ApocChronicles I'll give this chucklefuck one more engagement to tell y'all stop commenting on this obvious rage bait designed to whip his fellow 9th-grade dropouts into a frenzy.

Thank you #democrats!!! Because of your #JoeBiden, Robert Bowers - Tree of Life Synagogue shooter (11 people dead) Dylann Roof - Church shooter in Charleston (9 dead) Dzhokhar Tsarnaev - Boston Marathon bomber (3 dead, many maimed) All get to enjoy free room and board forever!!!

Watch my life get taken away by covid-19. Its been almost 3 years. I'm a shell of a person now. No care, no support, no doctors. I'm losing my best years. #severeme #mecfs #pwme #longcovid

@burkov Long Covid

I just cannot make myself code anymore. It feels too slow and requires too much energy. My brain refuses to concentrate and demands using an LLM shortcut. Do you feel something like this?

Weight loss drug Zepbound becomes the first drug approved by the FDA to treat sleep apnea.

@AdamCrigler The “fuck you, got mine” attitude Americans think is “human nature” is just bullshit we tell outselves so we don’t feel about about acting like assholes. It isn’t normal and in societies that know that, you get this.

What is it about Japan that this works?

@YungPhilos0pher @SCGrandma77 @deathmothmanon Weak men cheat.

“why have birth rates declined” two weeks after i gave birth to my youngest, my ex husband told me my stomach was flobby and it was part of why he cheated on me.

@AngryTexian @manfromvolta It's a drawing on the internet, snowflake.

@manfromvolta You need a hobby, like holy shit go outside or something.

2016 me vs 2024 me I am immunocompromised in both photos. I was dying in 2016. Antibiotics largely stopped keeping bacterial infections in check, high fever was my norm. My skin was pale gray. I slept 14+ hours a day. I didn’t know if I would live to see 37 years old. It was