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@JWitsken

San Diego, CA Katılım Ekim 2011
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jordan witsken@JWitsken·
Peter Dinklage will probably die before me. Not because he is a little person, but because he is 28 years older than me.
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unc lost all his oxygen hitting that high note 😭
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Girls love eating on the floor
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@J_Potter The whole city of Cincinnati has united against every aspect of this video if that helps
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Could you imagine if Byron Brown EVER…
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One of the cool things about me is that I look and smell fantastic
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I’m sorry to @VP for the confusion! Please don’t have me arrested
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jordan witsken@JWitsken·
There is nothing wrong with this tweet. It’s being misinterpreted as malicious. He poses a legit question, states a fact, and then calls the fact irrelevant because of how terrible the injury was. People who can’t read think he’s saying that damar is irrelevant.
Skip Bayless@RealSkipBayless

No doubt the NFL is considering postponing the rest of this game - but how? This late in the season, a game of this magnitude is crucial to the regular-season outcome ... which suddenly seems so irrelevant.

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jordan witsken@JWitsken·
If I ever needed to chase down Harry Styles to choke him out I could do it. He couldn’t out run me
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I’m in my water drinking era this morning and afternoon
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We Are Ed@WeAreEd51·
@JWitsken Number one rule for knives is never put them in the dishwasher. Not sure what they say about washing machines tho.
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jordan witsken@JWitsken·
Lost a sock in the laundry this morning and all I found was knives
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nick wright@getnickwright·
For folks who haven’t spared a single thought about Paul Whelan, except for at this very moment to try to minimize the release of Brittney Griner, here’s what *his own family* thinks of her release.
Nick Kalman@NickKalmanFN

NEW from the Whelan family: "There is no greater success than for a wrongful detainee to be freed & for them to go home. The Biden Admin made the right decision to bring Ms. Griner home, & to make the deal that was possible, rather than waiting for one that wasn't going to..”

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jordan witsken@JWitsken·
Am I allowed to be attracted to the characters in Avatar 2 or am I going to get kicked out of the theater again for “public indecency” ? We live in Nazi Germany
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jordan witsken@JWitsken·
Girls get on Twitter to tell you that they do drugs and have sex
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Danny LoPriore@DannyLoPriore·
Playin the hits. LMSYTB
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Every bagel has its breaking point. Remember that.
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I’m getting worse at sliding in dms
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Jack Bensinger@JackBensinger·
why am i not surprised by this
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