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JZNotTheRapper

@JZNotTheRapper

3B for Portland Pioneers, Pitcher for the Chicago White Sox, am not a rapper. Professional head case.

Seattle or portland Katılım Haziran 2019
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Portland Pickles
Portland Pickles@picklesbaseball·
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Steven
Steven@StevenMcinerney·
A truly rip-roaring adventure...
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Jacie Nicholson 🏳️‍⚧️
Jacie Nicholson 🏳️‍⚧️@JacieNicholson·
I know this is kind of out of left field but I’m gonna found the Church of Andrei Kirilenko
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skye ✨
skye ✨@starryyskye2·
if you have shit on texans who are currently having a Bad Time with this snowstorm because they "can't handle a couple inches of snow", i am going to personally come to your house, set it on fire, and laugh at you as you lose everything what's wrong? can't handle a bit of heat?
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Barney Turbo
Barney Turbo@BarneyTurbo·
Thinking about when I was walking home from school one day and there was some big dog in our yard, and when he spotted me he sprinted straight at me and I just stood there and accepted the 50/50 chance this 80 pound beast might maul me I was 23
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sarah⏳️
sarah⏳️@sarahposting_·
god damn i have a phobia of thunderstorms i should move to socal if it's rare enough that everyone panics when it does happen
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JZNotTheRapper
JZNotTheRapper@JZNotTheRapper·
I think Fish and game are after me, Killing gorillas is probably illegal.
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New Orleans Crawdads
New Orleans Crawdads@MLNCrawdads·
Good morning MLN, we've decided to give the people what they've been waiting for. A matchup between us and the Otters. We can hear you all now, "NOOO." Also, Bobby Portis will be taking the hill. See you in Oslo for some preseason action!
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.Nectar
.Nectar@dotNectar·
everyone bitched about face roman so they turned him, and it made the 101-year-old grandma on reddit sad what the fuck guys
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Mylo grams
Mylo grams@Mylograms·
Retweet if youve fucked a cactus
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New Orleans Crawdads
New Orleans Crawdads@MLNCrawdads·
Batter Royale (Part 2) is underway here in New Orleans as a part of the All Star Festivities. As round 1 begins, we have 58 players! Who do you think will take home the crown? And why is it NOT @JZNotTheRapper ???
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New Orleans Crawdads
New Orleans Crawdads@MLNCrawdads·
Hey MLN! Have you jumped into the Crawdads Server for Batter Royale yet? It starts tomorrow and it's going to be AWESOME!
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