JZNotTheRapper

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A truly rip-roaring adventure...

@Valpix1312 @PetraSabor @buffballgirl Thats why you wear crocs val. No laces no problems

@JacieNicholson Down

I know this is kind of out of left field but I’m gonna found the Church of Andrei Kirilenko

@nayseloid Bet come on out

if you have shit on texans who are currently having a Bad Time with this snowstorm because they "can't handle a couple inches of snow", i am going to personally come to your house, set it on fire, and laugh at you as you lose everything what's wrong? can't handle a bit of heat?

@BarneyTurbo Block or charge tho

Thinking about when I was walking home from school one day and there was some big dog in our yard, and when he spotted me he sprinted straight at me and I just stood there and accepted the 50/50 chance this 80 pound beast might maul me I was 23

@baseballwooloo Thunderstorms do not exist in SoCal

god damn i have a phobia of thunderstorms i should move to socal if it's rare enough that everyone panics when it does happen

HOW HAVE I JUST NOW BEEN ALERTED TO THIS EXISTING

HOW HAVE I JUST NOW BEEN ALERTED TO THIS

@MLNCrawdads Shouldnt have nobletiger’d then

Sadness.

@PetraSabor I will hulk hogan leg drop you i swear petra

I think Fish and game are after me, Killing gorillas is probably illegal.

@MLNCrawdads We are saying nooo because we dont want to see your team play

Good morning MLN, we've decided to give the people what they've been waiting for. A matchup between us and the Otters. We can hear you all now, "NOOO." Also, Bobby Portis will be taking the hill. See you in Oslo for some preseason action!

@NakiEatsBees I NEED A LINK NOW

everyone bitched about face roman so they turned him, and it made the 101-year-old grandma on reddit sad what the fuck guys

Retweet if youve fucked a cactus

@MLNCrawdads You may have won the tweet, but i will, win the war.

Batter Royale (Part 2) is underway here in New Orleans as a part of the All Star Festivities. As round 1 begins, we have 58 players! Who do you think will take home the crown? And why is it NOT @JZNotTheRapper ???

@MLNCrawdads Its fucking broke

Hey MLN! Have you jumped into the Crawdads Server for Batter Royale yet? It starts tomorrow and it's going to be AWESOME!

@baseballwooloo @PetraTheSadgal The exact opposite of how it works, really.

@PetraTheSadgal that's not really how it works tbh