Julia Zass

That moment when you’re watching your @UberEats driver on your screen, eagerly anticipating your Zambrero, only to see them turn down the wrong street. Then the dreaded ‘your food has been delivered’ message pops up 😭 Not to my house 😭

@oshergunsberg is that you? @maskedsinger_au #squidgamenetflix

Thanks @nckcmmns 🐑 Take me to #Queensland

@ANNAPOLYVIOU has to be pavlova! #MaskedSingerAU

Husband takes off his new Ugg boot moccasins and says “they’ve got quite a heel on them. I feel like I’ve left the Met Gala and just kicked off my heels!”

Hey autocorrect, I’m never trying to write ‘fir,’ just make it ‘for,’ faforssssake!

That was intense. This ad just played 5 times back to back. Does the Animals Australia group think the Premier watches the Weakest Link? 🤷🏼‍♀️

My husband cries once a year; when Brickman starts to tear up talking about lego 🥺 #LEGOMastersAU

Brickman is literally the nicest man on television 🥺 #LEGOMastersAU

@drjennschumann Congratulations Dr Jenn! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@DangerousDaveW Fun fact - a band meets there every year on the sinking anniversary, and plays the song that the original Titanic band played, as it went down

Historical fact. The Titanic sunk this day in 1912.. and there is a memorial bandstand in Ballarat with a tiny titanic ship on top! #hometown

@mrnickharvey I’m living in a powder keg, I’m giving off sparks!!

What are your favourite song lyrics - couplets that get you every time?

@Higgo74 Sorry man, ours sits vertically up the wall, purely to prevent a menacing cat from going nuts with it, and it all ending up on the floor 😾

This is the only way it should be. If I visit your house, and it's not this way, I will change it to be correct

@DomEvansAU It’ll be here on Friday 😉

@megrayner Without a doubt!! 😂

We can all agree she’s the Julie Cooper-Nichol-Cooper of #Bridgerton right?

@Leonsjogren I organised a flash mob as a surprise for my husband at the end of our wedding, and he just thought the ‘randoms at the back’ were just wedding onlookers, as our ceremony was outside 😂

I have a #LoveActually question... Did the friend organise for all their friends to learn the instruments? Or has he wasted precious seats at the wedding, and if he did why didn’t the bride & groom not realise there were strangers at their wedding?

@Higgo74 You’re telling me?! At least got him down from the 4 nights feeds 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

@JZass Shoestring stretching the friendship! Bless.

Hey, how's your cat/s today friends?

@newscomauHQ You may need to double check the easing of restrictions for Regional Victoria. The DHHS website says under Step 2 we still only have 4 reasons to leave home.

Victoria's tough coronavirus restrictions have now started to ease as the state takes its first tentative steps towards "COVID normal". Here's everything you need to know: newscomau.org/3kaJr1V #COVID19

@newscomauHQ I think you’ll find that as of today Regional Victorians still only have 4 reasons to leave home, according to the DHHS roadmap

Victoria's tough coronavirus restrictions have now started to ease as the state takes its first tentative steps towards "COVID normal". Here's what you need to know: newscomau.org/3kaJr1V #COVID19Victoria