#1 Chipotle Hater

Officially retiring from the pull tab game after this one

@kickerhmevis6 you come to Wisconsin anytime I got a place you can stay. The boys and I will treat you like a king

This year I'm thankful for how great I am at pulltabs

Grateful for the little ones

Officially retiring from the pull tab game after this one

@imnotlytle I will tomorrow for you

Is it ever appropriate to call someone at 8am? Is it ever appropriate to call someone twice at 8am?

Love this pick so much

Fuck this pick

@alexawholiana I'd push the car out, but I'm also just built different

if your Uber drivers car got stuck in the snow while you were a passenger, would you get out to help him shovel the snow that’s under his car

@SchadOchocinco @sydney_sweeney #fakefan

Fuck Elvis

@imnotlytle Old

So your telling me, I can get sunglasses with my vision insurance

@BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @hen_ease mountains are beyond blue for softball

@jonahfowle @madisonbeer

would you like to duo league of legends with me? @madisonbeer

@z_mustard Why pay a mortgage when you can rent for less space and privacy??

The absolute state of renting right now.

@PFTCommenter not a full chip but thoughts??