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@MR_JOHN_EPIC @WWE @WWERomanReigns Well he’s not “making the title” when he has to have it handed to him when he gets to the arena. He should have it on his shoulder when he gets out the car.

@J_Heezee @WWE @WWERomanReigns You didnt get the memo? The man makes the title lol that thing is just a strap unless its around the right mans shoulders

Roman Reigns is ready to CALL OUT Jacob Fatu but the Samoan Werewolf has other ideas!! 👀 @WWERomanReigns

food trucks used to sell you 3 amazing tacos for like $5 cash only. then people with master’s degrees discovered them and now it’s $18.50 for 3 mid tacos plus a screen asking for a 20% tip

I genuinely feel bad for people in their 20s right now. They missed the era of: $600 rent. $2 tacos and cheap drinks. Walking out of interviews with job offers. Groceries that didn’t require a payment plan. Going out all night without everyone filming everything for social media. Life wasn’t perfect, but it felt lighter. More affordable. More spontaneous. You could actually breathe a little.

“We've stopped making babies. We've decided that being distracted by a dopamine hit around Candy Crush might be a good way to spend your time. Not if you're a full human," former Sen. Ben Sasse says in an extended interview. cbsn.ws/4cA1Jrp

@FirstNameJ0hn Nash powerbombed Savage and placed Hogan on top of Savage when they were both down. Then Hogan got the pin, Nash got on the mic and said “that’s the second time I’ve handed you that title, there won’t be a third.” Nash was heel, Hogan was face and the nWo was essentially dead.

@J_Heezee I heard him reference Kevin Nash, and he talked about going with Hollywood at the end. So was this during nWo Hollywood vs nWo Wolfpack? If so, nWo Hollywood were the heels.

Hollywood Hulk Hogan.. pro wrestling’s first cool heel. This is a pro wrestling promo. *nWo 4 Life*

@FirstNameJ0hn No, this was when he came back in late 1999 after a long break from “injury” which was really just time off. The nWo elite (after the fingerpoke of doom) had kind of faded away before he left but he still wore nWo colors. Savage was the champion. He wrestled him the Nitro before.

This is me with the Cheesecake Factory menu.

@WWENostalgia_ The lethal dose of poison wasn’t nWo, it was TKO.

Vince McMahon reveals nWo is coming to WWF

@WWE @WWERomanReigns Full time will be him showing up once a month or at most twice a month. He’s not going to be full time.

A full-time OTC ☝️ 👀 @WWERomanReigns | #WrestleMania

If you ever watched the Braves on TBS at 7:05, 7:35 or 8:05 PM, you are part of a great generation.

Spring break is over

McGowan nailed it. Trump inherited a deal that blocked Iran's nukes. He ripped it up for nothing. No better deal. Just chaos. He went to war for another country. He spent billions. He killed thousands. He threatened genocide. And he asking his supporters to call him a negotiator. He is a disaster

Buttigieg: If you want a house, your mortgage went up because interest rates went up, because of this war. Your tank of gas got more expensive. The price of food this summer will be more expensive because fertilizer is more expensive because of this war. They are asking for an extra half trillion dollars for the defense budget. That is thousands of dollars from every household in this country. So we are paying directly for this. And what do we get in return? Is the world any safer? No

@FadeAwayMedia Helluva angle for the overwhelming majority of the fanbase that won’t be going to Mania. Who the hell cares about being entertained anymore anyway?

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