John Klitkowski

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John Klitkowski

John Klitkowski

@J_KlitkowskiSI

Faith, Family, Baseball. Proud father of Jayden (8) and Isaiah (4). NCAC reporter for @sinow. Depaw ‘99. NCAC Purist.

Katılım Şubat 2022
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John Klitkowski
John Klitkowski@J_KlitkowskiSI·
@WhiteGoodman699 @Davis_Graham13 Mr. Goodman, I appreciate the comment. However, I am a credentialed professional reporter and thus I need to report the names of the organizations. Hope this tweet finds you and your family well. Best, John
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John Klitkowski
John Klitkowski@J_KlitkowskiSI·
Per @Davis_Graham13 : Tempers flared at Wooster baseball practice today. Jack Spring allegedly opened practice by blaming Manaav Bhatt for 9/11. Bhatt responded by telling Spring that he is built like an oompa- loompa and his four year old sister is taller than him.
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John Klitkowski
John Klitkowski@J_KlitkowskiSI·
Developing story: During BIO 214 DePauw Jr. 3B Grady Johnson tried to ‘aura farm’ for the alpha phi members in his class by sticking a fork into an outlet. He was subsequently electrocuted and had to be airlifted to the hospital. His status Sunday against Oberlin is uncertain.
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John Klitkowski
John Klitkowski@J_KlitkowskiSI·
Developing story: the John Carroll baseball team took a team bonding trip to an escape room. While in the escape room, Junior OF Charlie Bernotas urinated and defecated in his pants, leading to he and the entire team to be banned for life from the facility.
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John Klitkowski
John Klitkowski@J_KlitkowskiSI·
@DanGlesack_ Dan, was not aware of this. Kudos to Bernotas for keeping the tradition going!
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Dan Glesack
Dan Glesack@DanGlesack_·
I heard a story a few years ago. JC legend Henry Darrow would rip a leaky shart in his pants before every game. He did it once and they kept winning so he kept doing it. Next thing you know they won the conference. It’s tradition at this point. Heard they may retire his number
John Klitkowski@J_KlitkowskiSI

Developing story: the John Carroll baseball team took a team bonding trip to an escape room. While in the escape room, Junior OF Charlie Bernotas urinated and defecated in his pants, leading to he and the entire team to be banned for life from the facility.

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John Klitkowski
John Klitkowski@J_KlitkowskiSI·
#JCUdefegate update: the escape room was not the first instance of Bernotas being unable to control his bowels. On their away trip to CWRU (16 mins), Bernotas defecated in his pants next to his bus mate Jackson Eells and was subsequently removed. Eells is in therapy now.
John Klitkowski@J_KlitkowskiSI

Developing story: the John Carroll baseball team took a team bonding trip to an escape room. While in the escape room, Junior OF Charlie Bernotas urinated and defecated in his pants, leading to he and the entire team to be banned for life from the facility.

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John Carroll Sports
John Carroll Sports@jcusports·
UNBELIEVABLE WALKOFF WIN TO BEAT #17 BALDWIN WALLACE! @jcu_baseball scores 5 runs in the 9th, with a Konner Hauck 2-run double sealing an unreal walkoff victory over the Yellow Jackets! FOUR straight home walkoff win for the Blue Streaks! 🤯 #d3baseball ⚡️
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Josh Bareskin
Josh Bareskin@joshuabareskin7·
With Hiram’s win over Chatham yesterday, the Terriers improve to 10–18 and now sit just one game behind Kenyon. Per a joint decision by NCAC and PAC officials, if Hiram overtakes Kenyon, the Owls would face relegation to the PAC, while Hiram would secure a return to the NCAC.
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John Klitkowski
John Klitkowski@J_KlitkowskiSI·
@jcuenjoyer @NCAC Jon, wish I could laugh at that post but as a John Carroll supporter I hate you and everything you stand for
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Jon “No H” Smith
Jon “No H” Smith@jcuenjoyer·
Rumors are swirling that Xander “Echolocate” Rodriguez will not be making the trip to University Heights this weekend due to the large surrounding Jewish Community using new devices that will impair his ability to hit #NCAC #BlueSkidMarks
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NCAC Purist
NCAC Purist@NcacPurist·
NCAC Redraft 1) Kenyon - Rob E Lee 2) OWU - Ryan Kramer, yearns to be a bishop 3) Wabash - X, all boys #iykyk 4) Oberlin - #baxtshots, can’t ditch their franchise guy 5) Wooster - who cares 6) Depauw - Micheal Vallone 7) JCU - Fuck You 8) Witt - @CrandalBust 9) Denison - tren
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Davis Graham (Falter’s Father)
Kill, Fuck, Marry (part 1) Will (sharing is caring) Rettig Kyle (Third Leg) Baxt Maanav (7/11) Bhatt
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