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Top 5 OAC players who cannot read 1. Thomson “Dyslexia” Babineau (Etta) 2. Andrew “license at 18” Nemec (Bein) 3. Andrew “7th year” Stechschulte (ONU) 4. Jake “Grilled Steez” Stevens (Wilmy) 5. JP “TikTok” Olesen (Berg) HM: Brian Brewer (Correctional Facility) #callanuber

@DaRealJMcginnis That dude looks like he loves an Ada Ohio 3 and some pink Whitney

OAC Player of the Day! Bodde “the chud” Simon. No career stats but heard he loves to slam some frozen margs.

@DaRealJMcginnis Evan Brauch snubbed…….

Top 5 Most Underrated OAC players 1. Nate “Nighthawk” Kazimore (UMU, Secret weapon) 2. Eli Hollingsworth (WC, 0.2 IP, 54.0 ERA) 3. Gavin Bragg (Otterbein, 0.0 IP, 99.0 ERA) 4. Zachary Heckendorn (UMU->Capital->Obesity) 5. Casey Lippencott (ONU, Art and Design Major) Any snubs?

@TimRobins1959 Has to be Bodie “Abbott Abbott” Bodie (wilmy)

Who has the hottest sister in the OAC please reply to this tweet

@butterface08 #Xolochation

I can feel the aura #X

@BenDoverly24 #alumnidinner #callanuber

This millers for you Coach Brewer #NotmyDD #echolocate

@BenDoverly24 @BWUBaseball @bwathletics @cokerippaa6000 #alumnidinner #echolocate his keys

@BWUBaseball @bwathletics They almost scored more runs than their coach has DUI’s! #NotmyDD #uberischeaper @cokerippaa6000

walk-off winner jackets sweep Marietta 6-4 & 11-2 #BWBoys #d3b

@oacballknower67 Can confirm Beer Case is Netanyahu’s greatest soldier

Brent Case - Benjamin Netanyahu

Top Celebrity Lookalikes in the OAC (a thread) Luke Czarnomski - Ellen

@NCACAnalytics Glad the brown streaks were put to sleep

It appears that the Glizzathon was not successful, at least for J*U. X-olocation got on base seis times which is also how many runs Jake Corll gave up in the first inning! Wabash still pissed, they will be having their own glizzathon in the showers out of protest.

@lesimthers44230 @WhiteGoodman69 He was not the one the people wanted, or who they needed, but instead what was left over

@WhiteGoodman69 we know a fraud when we see it

@J_KlitkowskiSI @Davis_Graham13 Woost*r next time please, holy slur

Per @Davis_Graham13 : Tempers flared at Wooster baseball practice today. Jack Spring allegedly opened practice by blaming Manaav Bhatt for 9/11. Bhatt responded by telling Spring that he is built like an oompa- loompa and his four year old sister is taller than him.

Top 5 best sluttiest nurses in OAC Mafia history🚨🏥🩺👩🏽‍⚕️ 5. Brayden Windnagel (ONU) 4. Brock Kuhn (ONU) 3. Logan Franz (berg) 2. Brady Bly (Bdub) 1. Dominic Depa (Wilmy) 5 absolute sluts, for sure can top off gramps before he croaks #roleplay #Larp #mafia

@CollegeBSBHub Where’s Wilmington? @shawnsteve52783

The latest DIII Top 25 rankings 📈

The latest DII composite rankings 📈

Sounds like a comment from Bodie “Abbott Abbott” Bodie

i masturbate loud as hell so if you don’t like that go to a different jersey mikes

@Arvell8Reeses @shawnsteve52783 real

@SwarthmoresTarp Sounds like Bodie “Abbott Abbott” Bodie or Sully “The Glitch” Wiswell @shawnsteve52783

How a 4 pitch walk looks to D3 midweek pitchers

@butterface08 Sounds about right, dealers there might be secret agents sent by the big Yahu to steal our money, still enjoy the few wins I do get there. Pull a Witt and use #echolocation

Sitting inside the Hollywood Casino in Columbus (thanks @WhiteGoodman699 for the rec). Life couldn’t be worse. Dealer was pulling 21 like Kenyon pulls their relievers after 0.1IP 5ER. Anyone hiring?? #OpenToWork

What should’ve been… @EricColaco5

@jcuenjoyer Unfortunately GlizzyKeat will have to compete with Ethan Hagan (Wilmy), who is going for Joey Chestnuts Record during the Glizzathon

Developing news out of University Heights this morning as Assistant Coach Keaton “GlizzyKeat” Mark (Berg Alum) will be participating in the Glizzathon taking place between their DH. He is expecting to put down “20-30 glizzies with ease!” Expect a show at the Schweik today!! #NCAC