Joe Patten

Team Bod on tour! Belated staff Xmas party today visiting @NCFC_Women in South Yorkshire 🟡⚫️

@josefbone p sure i watched jamie T instead of springsteen this year 😢

Still can't believe I saw Bloc Party instead of Neil Young. No regrets.

@fit_as_fuc Well in lads. X

Well that’s that. Normal service resumes as from next week. Cake pictures, film reviews and moaning. Thank you to all who bought the new record.

@JwanBeew @Pu55yman_Dan Ffs

If you wanna drink my Madri You better talk to your friends Mental health's forever The stigma never ends

@MrHarryCole @JAHeale @HarperCollins do u want picking up in the morning pal

🚨 Delighted to say ‘Out of the Blue: The inside story of Liz Truss and her astonishing rise to power’ by myself and @JAHeale for @HarperCollins will be out for Christmas.. 📣 Announcement: thebookseller.com/rights/harperc… 📚 Preorder here: amazon.co.uk/Out-Blue-insid…

@JoeStephenson96 the guy who owned/managed/played for billericay town.

@JamesSpence @AmyLeMesmer 🥰

@AmyLeMesmer @J_Patten

Good Barlow eye roll

The Englishman & the Irishman ….& some monkeys joke 😂😂 ⁦@sean_murray1⁩

@HHummin @joshconnolly @RussInCheshire 🤡

@joshconnolly @RussInCheshire You omitted ‘Unknowingly’ posted inaccurate information. The tweet you are replying to has just explained his financial situation.

We are so excited to announce that this year we were able to raise a massive £76,000 for @Framework_HA ! 🎉🎉🎉 We'd like to say a huge thanks to everyone who joined us, along with those of you who took part! Your generosity has gone towards supporting homeless people in need.

this prick doesnt have a single 28.3495 grams of dignity. independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

@njfairweather ‘Flat screen TVs?’

Apparently Lampards already been out and visited a few food banks around Merseyside. He even surprised one young fan by saying ‘isn’t it a bit weird your mum can afford a football top but not a can of beans, the whole thing seems like poor cash flow management to me.’

@steph_soh Lol they cut the ‘needle tears a hole’ line. Can’t even sing a song about smack on national tv anymore. Games gone

@josefbone Dominic Cummings with hair..

Damsgaard looks like the baby face filter on Snapchat

@aaalec @JamesSpence @oldspeckledben Yep, haven’t worn it as the colours are too rangers-y 🇬🇧😬

I never thought I'd say this, but can I hear more from Gareth please?

@mrdanielcliffe Congrats to you both, love ya see you soon. Xx

@JamesSpence @_Dan_Austin @AFHStewart Amazing, need more mid 00’s prem players in Uk one. And more lords of the manor.

@_Dan_Austin @AFHStewart @J_Patten

Proper 2am shout this but why did nobody tell me Djibril Cisse was on the French version of Masked Singer, and why am I now going to stay up till all hours trying to find clips of all his performances?

@JamesSpence @aimeemthompson 🤣🤣🤣 been trying to think of a Corrie/Fm crossover for as long as hitting the like button. No dice

@aimeemthompson @J_Patten