Jeffrey Underton

@VroticMark @RiggsBarstool It seems I do need my eyes checked Not as bad as Riggs tho

@J_Underton @RiggsBarstool I zoomed in on YOUR screen shot 🤣

Haters might love this one

@ChipJohnson01 Turn the hat around and this fit is totally fine

This is why we worry about the future of the game #shrink

@VroticMark @RiggsBarstool Idk why you’re so pressed. Literally posted the screenshot where I stopped watching. Is there a circle there, bud? First hole - makes a bogey and squared right away. Makes birdie on 7 by some miracle and there’s no circle off the bat

@J_Underton @RiggsBarstool Time for an eye exam bud

@VroticMark @RiggsBarstool Stopped watching this hack at this point. No circle, no ball knowledge

@J_Underton @RiggsBarstool It was circled. I hate Riggs but get your eyes checked.

@AugustaGolfGirl It all started when Blocky said he would be a top 10 player in the world if he could bomb it like Rory

Can someone please explain the Michael Block hate to me? I don’t get it.

@BubbaChudson Did you pull trig?

@J_Underton Love to hear that, hopefully they’re in my bag as of Saturday morning

Do I pull the trigger on these beauties??

@DKmichiganct @GritGrowthCap It’s called pride, DK

@GritGrowthCap Do people really think there’s money in shooting even or 1-2 over most rounds with the occasional -1 with your buddies is gonna win you life changing money? Why?

Dumb question, so here’s a better one - $75k right now in your pocket, or scratch golfer?

@BNewman95606 If your boys choose running, biking, and swimming over being in the top 1% of golfers… you need new boys

Current convo with the boys at the bar. Would you rather be a scratch golfer or complete a full ironman? Please weigh in.

Fuck a mallet. Need that sweet toe swing.

Just pulled up to the golf sim only to realize that I lost every single ball I own during last nights round #shrink #18handicapactivities

@DomoReacts 38-3 🥀

Indiana fans wanna be Bama Ohio State fans think Jeremiah Smith is better than Smitty The B1G is full of mentally ill fanbases

@Brick_Suit Conversely when my buddies make an 11 on the opening hole, I’m a nice guy and pencil in a 2

Ilhan Omar pronounces "World War II" as "World War Eleven." UNBELIEVABLE

@GringoPix @MyGolfSpy @odysseygolf Did you see the price? Might be the rich mans phantom

@MyGolfSpy @odysseygolf Poor Mans Scotty Cameron Phantom

I thought this was just another “limited” putter… I promise you, it’s not. @odysseygolf went Damascus steel...and the why behind it is way more interesting than the headline. 3 Minute Read: buff.ly/1KDue0h

@drakesmith__ Just play fast and nobody cares

Golf culture does something subtle and destructive. It mocks the guy who takes it seriously until he has a handicap worth respecting. So most guys protect themselves early. They joke first. They sandbag. They never try too hard in public. You are allowed to take it seriously.

@CallawayGolf The key to hitting bombs is the tightest and shortest shorts money can buy. Gotta squeeze-load your power package so you can unleash with maximum centripetal force

Martin Borgmeier Stock Yardages 🤯 Outrageous numbers here from the "German Hammer" What club does he hit farther than your driver?

@MyGolfSpy @MCLF1SimRacing @MizunoGolfNA @Titleist @SrixonGolf 1 - B/C/D 2 - A I thought Rosie would’ve learned his lesson after Honma

Looks only. No performance. No brand bias. Rank these irons 1 → 4 (best to worst) based purely on how they look. Be honest…which one are you actually proud to pull? 👇 Drop your rankings

@jeffknox55 CC douche version of people from my high school in the sticks getting Chevy tattoos on their forearm

@9irishpubchips Purdue had exactly 0 first round draft picks. Zero, none, zilch. Thanks for playing lil bro

Purdue has the same amount of 1st round picks as IU in their “historic undefeated season”😭😭😭😭

@YipStrickler @USGA We all want our cake and to eat it too #net

@J_Underton @USGA Didn’t want to lose the last press as well…

Played my 4th round of the year today. I shot 75 as a 5.5 handicap index which resulted in a 3.1 differential. According to the United Sandbagger Guardian Agency’s (@USGA ) score probability table, the odds of me shooting that score were 1 out of 23.65 rounds. Since I average 47 rounds/year, my handicap is essentially FUCKED for the rest of the season. God Bless. 🙏🫡 #TheYipRule #golf #journalism