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@JacenConlan

it’s “anyway” not “anyways” || they/them

working Katılım Şubat 2013
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Jacen
Jacen@JacenConlan·
Yeah, pronouns, gender identity, and sexuality can be confusing but so is math, science, the English language, and almost every sport/video game in existence yet y’all do a fine job learning about and understanding those things. Maybe just try harder and don’t be a bigot.
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Liberty Pill Memes
Liberty Pill Memes@LibertyPillMeme·
"Wish servers" 💀
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taoki
taoki@justalexoki·
friend said my best quality was that despite being much smarter than her i never talked down to her. which is insane because i talk down to her all the time. i think she's just too stupid to get it
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Jacen@JacenConlan·
ya know, they that every once in a while
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critter
critter@BecomingCritter·
holy shit my girlfriend never even became a worm. she just left. i've been dating a regular ass worm
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turbomander
turbomander@turbomander·
no disrespect to the hotel staff but i sort of feel like letting your guests check out any time they like but not actually allowing them to leave is just bad policy
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cee
cee@1ovesickkk·
great tweet man is everything okay at home
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Jacen@JacenConlan·
chat, I’m worried that I might have anxiety
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cee
cee@1ovesickkk·
(zero drinks in) do you think the shame and guilt will ever go away
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Jacen@JacenConlan·
I’ve been known to take a shit or two
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Jacen@JacenConlan·
fun prank idea, clear out your desk and never come back
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turbomander
turbomander@turbomander·
my castle is powered by 8 thousand goblins in the basement. they run on little wheels for me and i convert the rotation into energy. i dont even make them do it i just made it into a game for them. theres a leaderboard and a battlepass and everything, the goblins go nuts for it
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a@a8065287968522·
i'm like if a person wasn't
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hera
hera@shiningdaisies·
unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire
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໊@wynavira·
fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning
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grilled cheese maniac
grilled cheese maniac@salmoncurse·
take 200 mg of 𝑨𝒅𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒍𝒍® every day and go into psychosis and start hitting and brandishing knives at people and breaking random objects in your house
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Jacen@JacenConlan·
awe inspiring message on my @Starbucks cup today
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John Kennedy
John Kennedy@FrazzleMyGimp·
“wait a second… Heat rises” (it hits me) “heat rises!” Bank teller on floor: what? “Heat rises!” (I rush at the armed robber and he shoots me in the face killing me instantly. It’s unclear what my plan was)
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Jacen@JacenConlan·
twitch streamers be like “my bad, I didn’t realize saying ‘I hate women’ would make me seem misogynistic. It won’t happen again. Not because I’m not misogynistic, I absolutely am. But it’s bad for my brand if you know that about me.”
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