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doctors declaring me medically braindead after a failed ben simmons jumper implant
Hoops Crave@HoopsCrave
Elon Musk says that Neuralink will let users download an NBA player’s jump shot into muscle memory by 2028.
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I might say something wrong, as always, but I thought it might be more wrong to not say anything.
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Enhanced Games but it’s Tiger Woods faded on Percocet vs John Daly loaded on 15 Jack & Cokes
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@JaredSandler hold someone accountable and ask a hard question
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Besides your mom and dad and like 3-5 actual legit friends you have, literally no one gives a fuck about you in any capacity whatsoever
Bambulu@Bqmbulu
What’s the harshest truth every young man must eventually learn?
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not my house, but i know my way around
moni 🧚♀️@adasnuer
not my house, but i know my way around
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smoking on the shit that killed shinzo abe
𝓩@zzyzx420
smoking straight asbestos out of the doohickey
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Yes and it's fucking sad.
Lorxel ×͜×@lorxell
Is there any show where the villain actually won? I’m tired of villains losing to the plot.
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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signed the “Teddy Bridgewater Act” into law on Friday, per @AP, meaning high school coaches in the state will now be able to use their own money to help their players with expenses such as food, transportation, physical therapy and rehabilitation services.
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Imagine being so down on your luck that you have to spend the night at the Atomic Wrangler. Too broke for the strip? 😭
Sprocket Springberry@sabatonfan69
Another lonely night drowning my sorrows at the Atomic Wrangler. Fuck my chud life.
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america is so fucking beautiful sometimes
Joe_S_Pure🩸@Joe_S_Pure
The entrance of Walmart in Port Charlotte, FL 🇺🇸
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It’s time to stop rampant fraud once and for all. Thanks to @NickShirleyy for exposing this issue and bringing it directly to the American people.
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Trump trying to flee to Israel after ending his second term with a record low 6.7% approval rating
Aaron Rupar@atrupar
Trump: "I'm right now at 99% in Israel. I could run for prime minister, so maybe after I do this, I'll go to Israel and run for prime minister."
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I own a home. I cook food. 10 years ago I could get a $5 footlong at Subway and eat half for lunch and half for dinner.
Stop being dense, economy is shit and telling zoomers it's all fine they just need to eat like it's the great depression isn't the rebuttal you think it is.
4nt1p4tt3rn 🏴☠ Appalachistan Wolf Lodge #47@4nt1p4tt3rn
"Don't spend $28 on lunch! Don't buy a $5 soda!" "So me buying a soda is why I can't afford a home, or to live?" No, moron. Your insistence on spending that kind of money is illustrative of a few things: 1. You're financially ignorant, at best. 2. That's a habit that stands as an exemplar of similar spending habits in your daily life. 3. It's emblematic of your priorities and self-discipline. You argue in bad faith to avoid further self-examination.
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