Jack Dey

@cctvidiots common sense

@NoContextHumans spread out in a bunch

@bbcnewcastle @Ladyannafoster 1996

Can you guess the year? 🐑 Dolly the sheep was born, the first mammal to be successfully cloned 🏏 The Queen opened the Riverside Ground in Chester-le-Street 🎬 Trainspotting was in cinemas LISTEN LIVE with @ladyannafoster via bbc.in/3OCaKo3

@GrantShort296 @ErlingHaaland wankers

@ErlingHaaland You’ve scored more than 8 son, ask @JackDey3

Friend: how many league goals have you scored? Me:

@roykeanereviews @MattyShaftoe @ConnorJDey

“You shouldn’t have to create a whole fellowship to help one lad do a simple job. If he needs that much support then he’s clearly not cut out for this level. This is the future of middle earth we’re talking about here. You’ve got to get your tactics right, it’s embarrassing.”

@MattyShaftoe @NoContextHumans @GrantShort296 @ConnorJDey I actually saw this a while ago and thought of you

These 3 champagne socialists think blocking illegal invaders, some of whom are child rapists and murderers, is as bad as Hitler gassing 6,000,000 innocent men, women, and children! They must really hate the British children of the parents who pay their wages! #DefundTheBBC

@MattyShaftoe @Dexerto @PeterWard93 🤣🤣🤣

The Saudi Arabian version of the office is incredible

@GBNEWS fuckin hope so

🚨 Tonight on Laurence Fox, from 7pm, we're asking... With the end of the road for Corbyn, Sturgeon and Adern, is this the end of woke as we know it? 🤔 Let us know what you think! 📧 gbviews@gbnews.uk ⬇️ Reply below

I agree with MP Lee Anderson, why would anyone be against the death penalty in severe cases such as a prolific paedophile/ a child murderer or serial murderer? Why should we pay to imprison & feed these monsters for the rest of their lives, or risk them doing it again?..

@rfhirst **sail

@rfhirst might take command of it when Newcastle are demolishing man u at Wembley. sale home victorious

@GrantShort296 overrated if you ask me

Looking forward to everyone praising Longstaff just as much as they abuse him every other week after his man of the match performance this afternoon… got a feeling it won’t happen though!

Why are the Mackems saying we should drop Joelinton on Sunday did your lot drop the nonce when he was fingering a 15 year old 🤔

@NoContextBrits brexit

What is the most beautiful word in the English language?

@NevilleSouthall Misinformation Alert from big Nev‼️ correction for Big Nev. The NHS has 40% more funding than in 2010, that’s adjusted for inflation and at a total of £185,000,000,000. It’s being wasted, the below diagram explains how 👍🏻

@GrantShort296 @oilysailor @ConnorJDey @ryangraham2207 👀👀👀

@JackDey3 @oilysailor @ConnorJDey @ryangraham2207 Not do it in the prem though 👀

Erling Haaland has now scored as many PL goals as Derby in 2007-08 but in 24 fewer games

Spare a thought today for Joe Takagi and Harry Ellis, who both went to work at the Nakatomi Plaza on Christmas Eve 1988 and never came home