Jack Stevenson

@SkySportsNews Mid table, absolute nothing club that couldn’t manage to score even though they “played all the football”. Probably look closer to home you cumstain

"There was only one team who tried to play football" 😤 Fabian Hürzeler has slammed the approach from Arsenal last night and claims 'he will never be that type of manager' following Brighton's 1-0 defeat to the league leaders 👀

@footballontnt @laura_woodsy @tntsports @discoveryplusUK @DannyJamieson Absolute bell end this bloke. Made the whole night about him. Should have focused more on his side as we were there for the taking.

"It's a penalty!" Brighton boss Fabian Hürzeler rues decisions, tactics and missed opportunities... 🎙️ @laura_woodsy 📺 @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK | @DannyJamieson

@LeeMF76 That’s the trouble bud. They had 4 years to prepare and done nothing.Undercooked going into the first test with many not playing any red ball cricket since the last series. They play county cricket leading into an ashes here They’ve breezed past us with players missing throughout

Fours years of preparation for this and to an aging Aussie team.

@ScoleUnited @aylsham_fc @Harry_Rolingson @trenerry_carter @MieranKanning 🧙🪄🧙‍♀️🧙‍♂️

Full time ends in a 2-0 win for Scole over @aylsham_fc Much better this week from everyone and some very good performances all over the pitch! Man of the match goes to @Harry_Rolingson for an outstanding performance! Goals from @trenerry_carter @MieranKanning #UTS 💛🖤

@footballontnt @Squawka Most final third entries 😂😂😂😂 favourite new stat

Moises Caicedo vs Benfica: 🥇 Most duels won - 10 🥇 Most final third entries - 9 🥇 Most tackles - 8 🥇 Joint-most chances created - 2 🥇 Joint-most interceptions - 2 One of the best midfielders in the world 🌍

@DeadlineDayLive £80 million striker and the cunts taking the 10th pen behind slabhead 😂😂😂😂😂

🚨 Manchester United fans, are you worried about Benjamin Sesko?

@ScoleUnited @OliverB04 @Ben_Norton4 @ElliotMouser He is a fucking dummy 😂

Today’s goal coming from a good delivery from @OliverB04 , a questionable dummy/missed ball from @Ben_Norton4 and a good finish from @ElliotMouser at the back stick! 💛🖤

@MieranKanning @ahogg1 @ScoleUnited @Swaffham_TownFC 😂😂😂 no way I’m fitting in that anymore.

@ahogg1 @ScoleUnited @Swaffham_TownFC @JackStevenson14 I think it was that ressies no.5 tbf.

First team are on their travels this week as they make the long trip to @Swaffham_TownFC looking for their first win after two uncharacteristic performances! Any support welcome 💛🖤

@ThomasHunt3 @Levetational Top work bud.

Corfu Stats (7 Days) Weight gained 1.2 stone Coolboxes seen 3879 Crêpes conquered 84 Fish sighted 18479 Hugo's drunk 87 Arguments with @Levetational 3 Arguments lost to @Levetational 3 Markers laid down 27 Clouds seen 16 Pedlo's taken to Africa 1 Days enjoyed 7 #Corfu #Greece

Defeat.

@CraigTrudgill Local football is dead mate. Never seen so many players/ managers jump ship for a couple of quid. Now a surprise if they’re at a club more than a year.

Buzzing for Wednesday when we get to find out who the 4 vice vice captains are, the 8 understudy vice vice just in case captains are and who the captains of the tea hut, pitch care team and the fines committee are.

@AlfieChenery2 @DissTownFC @Harrygagen1 Tough gig the coin toss ba. 4 man job these days 😂😂😂

@DissTownFC @Harrygagen1 How have you got two vice captains?

And our 2nd Vice Captaincy goes to @Harrygagen1 for the 25/26 Season as he also remains with the Tangies🍊

🚨🚨 the club are still on the hunt for a reserve team manager, with the club going from strength to strength on and off the pitch it would be a great project for someone to take on, working alongside the first team and lads that are still here! Please get in touch 💛🖤

@ThomasHunt3 @RamyAshour @ElGounaSquash Been looking forward to this 😂

Egypt stats (11 days) Weight gained 1 Stone Coolboxes seen 2465 Hawawshi eaten 76 Tuk-Tuks taken 15.25 Summers coolers drunk 67 Basboosa eaten 143 Markers laid down 53 Clouds seen 6 Swords seen 2 Famous people met @RamyAshour Days enjoyed 11 #Egypt @ElGounaSquash

@Kevinriches5 @ScoleUnited @lawrencebrowno Up the Clayton.

@ScoleUnited @lawrencebrowno Top lad on and off the pitch. Well done bud 👏

Special mention to one of our very own @lawrencebrowno who has recently surpassed 150 appearances for Scole! Been at Scole since youth level all the way to men’s! Super talented player and an even better bloke! Here’s to 150 more mate 🍻💛🖤

@FreddieCalton @Ben_Norton4 😂😂

@JackStevenson14 @Ben_Norton4 Don’t mate he’ll only take it out on me at work tomorrow 🥲

Mo Salah. Stop it

@FreddieCalton @Ben_Norton4 You knows it’s bad when he’s having to use a West Ham gif as a reply.

@JackStevenson14 @Ben_Norton4 I’ve missed it a lot. And I know Ben ben has missed me too 🥲

@FreddieCalton @Ben_Norton4 Good mate. I miss you. Would Have been full of bants with united performances.

@JackStevenson14 @Ben_Norton4 How’s bookie bashers @JackStevenson14 might not be on there for a while longer 🥲

@FreddieCalton @AnfieIdExpress Cheers Jeff

@AnfieIdExpress Terrible second half. But 3 points & 7 points ahead of arsenal.

Thoughts?