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The most important subjects needed now more than ever in schools:
1. Critical thinking
2. Critical reading
4. Research
5. Religion
Yeah. You read that right.
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Jack Treseler Esq.
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Jack Treseler Esq.
@JackTreseler
Family Lawyer. 3x Founder. Kinda funny for a dad. YUGE fan of pineapple on pizza. Don't take what I say on here seriously. @CH_JesusChrist
Santa Cruz, CA Katılım Şubat 2012
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People really don't realize why litigation costs so much. If you can't pay (a lot of the time) a 20k retainer. You're not generally ready to litigate.
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@DietCoke_Esq VERY different drinks
VERY different flavors
VERY different audience
- Coke zero fan
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I will litigate this. Diet Coke is just not the same drink. Coke Zero is regular Coke with no calories
courtney@csmallllll
I must speak my truth. Coke Zero is astronomically better than Diet Coke
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Having worked with AI for a while now, your jobs are safe. Learn it, improve with it, but keep it mind it's a toddler with scissors, and the CEO of the company is like your constantly-tipsy uncle who comes for a good time but dips before bedtime.
You're good.
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@DietCoke_Esq Next time just man spread even wider and say "not compared to yours."
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$18 for a sandwich and a soda is highway robbery @SUBWAY
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@eternaltxts Eat before drinking.
For every alcoholic beverage, 1 glass of water.
Get whole life insurance now (you can change beneficiaries)
Start a Roth IRA and put in $200/mo.
Get an in office entry level job for your career.
NETWORK your butt off.
Find a religion/community to join.
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I’m 21. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.
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@writeclimbrun Don't tempt a litigator with a good time.
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AI is going to replace all lawyer jobs so we have five years left to bill.
then it's AGI and we get taken out back and shot
SMB Attorney@SMB_Attorney
If you're sleeping sound at night and not exploding out of bed in the morning ready to work, you don't realize what's going on right now.
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@DietCoke_Esq Wait, so am I. AND I'm newly barred. Get in line.
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Lack of steroids, HGH, THT, Ozempic. Also 3 kids, a loving and healthy relationship with food, also with my wife, being a present father, and lawyer hours.
But I'm like... right there dude. I'm so close.
Genius Tech@Geniustechw
Guys, what's stopping you from obtaining this physique?
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We all do. Unless you're the Rock. I heard he only has four and half abs.
Mariè@p8stie
All men should have a 6 pack
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@Parkerlawyer First thought was divorce lawyer. Then I saw your bio. 😂
My other favorite is all the ellipses we get. Like.... this isn't.... ominous at all... especially when you end your sentence with it.....
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I need to learn how to respond to clients who love!! To use exclamation points!!!!! To get their point across!!!! Like I know they are stressed!!! But the exclamation points don’t really help!!!!!!! It just makes me MORE stressed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@nathan_e_hill Coulda stopped at "adobe is going to send me over the edge" and you'd still be right
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Adobe deciding to update in the middle of a closing and then asking me to restart my computer is going to send me over the edge
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Being on law twitter is kind of like working for a firm but more fun because I get a bunch of cool legal updates but in an honest non professional way
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@LawyerIssues Nah, only safe once it's confirmed filed. Then it's just "welp, nothing I can do about it now." 😅
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Lawyers don’t trust first drafts, second drafts, third drafts, or even final drafts.
A document only starts feeling safe around draft_9_final_v6.
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There's... actually a lot of great guys out there, and saying something derogatory then following it up with "but you're the exception" is not actually a compliment.
k@alfkkifine
what opinion about men do you have that makes people feel like this???
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@jg_noncelogic Oh. Yeah. I switched careers, so PPC and CPC meant something VERY different to me pre-law. 😂Now it's "parenting plan coordinator" and "cases planning conference" not "pay per click" and "cost per click"
Threw me for a min yesterday.
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@JackTreseler I'm sorry for the marketing jargon. Translation:
When someone calls your firm, knowing exactly who handles what and calling them back fast is what actually gets more consultations booked
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@JackTreseler This hits home — routing clarity + a first-response SLA tends to move consult volume fastest. Educational comments consistently outperform pitch-heavy outreach. Would love to hear how you're handling the routing side.
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Jack Treseler Esq.@JackTreseler
Sr. Attorney - "We now got a PPC and are looking for a good CPC going forward..." Me - Why are we talking about marketing? Oh wait...
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