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@FreddyLA7 @tylershough2 @Saints @PelicansNBA There never has been and never will be a greater road trip than this one. No amount of money or fame could buy this magical journey, and we’re all just along for the ride with y’all.

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Fellas?

@RebekahHess6789 @CinemaShogun I never trusted her, going back to the Redpillblack days, because of the whole Social Autopsy thing.

@CinemaShogun Thank God I called her bluff early on and quit watching her.

WOW 😮 Candace Owens is now saying that Charlie Kirk might’ve been killed because he refused to kill her‼️ Instead of dialing things back after the preliminary hearing she’s dialing things up with even more outrageous claims than ever. And she’s psychotically referring to herself in the third person while doing so. Her entire fake “investigation” has been all about making Charlie’s death all about herself. She disrespects and smears everyone else grieving his loss including his wife and tries to establish herself as the only one grieving. Now she’s trying to convince her fans that Charlie’s assassination wasn’t even about him. It was all about her. Going so far as to say that Charlie was killed because he wouldn’t help kill her. This is obviously ridiculous for many reasons. But in the eyes of her devoted cultists Candace Owens is the most important figure on earth and they literally believe that she’s dodging assassins daily like John Wick or some sort of action movie star.

@MusingsMichael @its_The_Dr

@its_The_Dr Is this really important to anyone? The world is on fire and you are concerned about a stupid call? Easily distracted

You do your best to get the ball back Quickly to the referee and he hits Caitlin with a Delay of game. Wow

@AutismCapital 11 year-old me thought this was gonna be just like Ace Ventura. It freaked me the fuck out.

Remember The Cable Guy?

@oliverhenry Believe it or not, Moore County in Tennessee, home of the Jack Daniels distillery in Lynchburg, is a dry county.

State laws are hard to keep track of. Does the average American know the different laws per state? I went to the liquor store early to buy a gift. I went on the Sunday but soon found out the difference between the American alcohol laws per state

@Erling I guarantee Haaland’s gonna show up in a Super Bowl commercial

Goodbye 🇺🇸 It’s been emotional!

@FreddyLA7 Freddy and the boys are about to discover moonshine 😂

On our way into the Smokey Mountains of Tennessee and North Carolina!!!

@disneytipsguy Went to Paris several years ago only to find out Phantom Manor would be down for maintenance after I had already planned everything. Now I never plan a trip until I check the refurb schedule.

What is the worst temporary ride closure (routine maintenance not a re-theme) that occurred during your Disney vacation? Pirates was closed for maintenance one time and it was awful! When we visited Tokyo DL Haunted Mansion there was closed. Our friends went on a once in a life time trip to Tokyo recently and Tangled was closed for maintenance!

@littlejoeward @luisakalefty @DavidFurones_ Wow what a retarded idea

@JackWhoDat @luisakalefty @DavidFurones_ I think they should let market rates determine 50% and do a lottery for the other 50%

FIFA should just have America host every World Cup. Where else in the world do you have this many elite stadiums in cities capable of handling such an influx of foreign visitors? And it lines up with the American football offseason for easy conversion to soccer for the venues.

@luisakalefty @Nettieyettie @DavidFurones_ Yes. Why is this a bad thing? Lemme guess, capitalism is evil?

@JackWhoDat @Nettieyettie @DavidFurones_ Do the most basic of all basic searches and you’ll see tickets are exponentially higher than any World Cup ever. From the jump when fifa set exorbitant and unattainable face value prices, all the way through controlling the release of tickets into secondary markets.

@AutismCapital I remember the little flash game on MTV’s website being a way better boxing game than it had any right to be. I think Mike Tyson was the final boss and he was impossible to beat.

We never knew how good we had it.

@JoeDB__ Me in 1993 trying to play some Mario 3 on a 16-inch CRT: “Put channel 3 on, ya fockin’ nobbits!”

Genuinely the best video to ever exist man, actually never gets old, I’m in stitches every time

@Nettieyettie @luisakalefty @DavidFurones_ Nobody is entitled to World Cup tickets. The market sets the price. That’s why I can go to a preseason NFL game for like $20, but Super Bowl tickets are several thousand dollars each.

@JackWhoDat @luisakalefty @DavidFurones_ They are not meant to price out grassroot fans... they world cup isn't about profit butt about bringing all nations together to celebrate Football... it's the fans that make the world cup

@DrewNederpelt @benshapiro Wait, Ben is Jewish?! 🤯

With immeasurable thanks to God, we’re proud to announce the addition of baby number 5 to the Shapiro family this morning!

@Nettieyettie @luisakalefty @DavidFurones_ All the more reason to get as much money as you can from rich sports fans to re-invest in poorer communities.

@JackWhoDat @luisakalefty @DavidFurones_ FIFA is meant to be a non profit organisation that caters for people from across the world and different income countries with all income re-invested.. hence it's tax exempt

@shvlman Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about wanting to cheat on your partner so you answer a personal ad only to find out your partner’s trying to cheat on your ass as well

fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about being on a sucky boat trip with your drunk grandpa and the cook throws away all your grits and eats up all your corn

@tylerbowyer I’m JuSt AsKiNg QuEsTiOnS!!1!

I’m not sure how a guy goes from visiting a drone production facility in Ukraine to suddenly dying… Seems like important context

@RachelStn @liamgallagher It’s funny because the obvious choice is “Don’t Look Back In Anger” but Noel sings that one

@liamgallagher If ARGENTINA wins what are you going to sing??? DON'T GO AWAY...????

Cmon England cmon Wonderwall

@mitcheels1 So many idiots don’t understand what a pet peeve is smh

My new pet peeve is players releasing the bow instead of the arrow. #NRLDolphinsSharks

@NickChaps96 Gonna be some raucous World Cup watch parties on the Dream for sure!

Alright kids. Time to board this 9 hour flight to Spain.🇪🇸 I might not be posting a lot the next 24 hours or so depending how jet lagged I am. I don’t sleep well on planes, so this should be fun. 😂 But expect a lot of Disney Dream coverage on our cruise around Italy with some fun Barcelona stuff as well. 🚢 🇮🇹