jackal

new concept: reverse retirement i do what i want until i'm 60 and then get a shitty desk job for the rest of my life

When you realize your frontal lobe is fully developed and you're gonna be this dumb for the rest of your life

@barstoolsports Hot fucking take, you earn the right to listen to bangers is what my guy is saying

“When the Navy SEALs get ready to go on a mission, they not listening to Lil Baby” You won’t catch any music at a Memphis practice anytime soon

I’m putting together a foursome.

Tiger on his way to the 2026 Masters Champions Dinner

@davenewworld_2 Take 4 minutes out of your day and let @DonutOperator and Sgt. Timothy Gramam explain to you why, youtu.be/pdjcYjSsIok?si…

Why are these children magged the fuck up like they're about to face John Wick at LaGuardia?

- My horses: held - Rome: built over the course of several day - The ice I'm walking on: thick - Bit off: just enough to chew - My Book: judged by its content - My marbles: accounted for - The hand that fed me: unbitten

Mad respect. Hell of a game

@mattjcote @BaseballQuotes1 Ahahahaha lost to ole miss worried about a rival, rent free 😅

We’ve got a “fuck you” off between the Texas A&M and Oklahoma staffs tonight

Good evening

ANOTHER WIN FOR USA OVER THAT COUNTRY UP NORTH

✌️ MAKES HISTORY SGA passes Wilt Chamberlain for most consecutive 20+ PT games in NBA history 🔥

A reação do Aaron Wiggins com o Game Winner do Shai 😂😂😭😭

Get a load of this guy

SGA CALLED GAME!!!

@CollegeFBonX Good lord they really do hate us don’t they 😭😂 #boomer

Who knows what this is a ranking of? Hint: it’s an “all time” list and not just based on 2025. Also note the teams tied for a position.

Genuinely confused why Democrats didn’t stand for Iryna’s mother while they were wearing Ukraine flag pins. Iryna was a UKRANIAN REFUGEE. Make it make sense.

oh no fuck fuck fuck just found out a bunch of athletes I hadn’t heard of a week ago don’t hate the president I am going to throw up, piss, and shit myself nonstop for a week