Probably Jackson

Rodney Dowbert Jr.

@statsbeatswitch real

the food lion i work at plays great music contrary to every other retail store ever

@ickynastygross goodwill...?

Where all my people at

@timeblindjo @ickynastygross

@ickynastygross i might like it so it could be 6 or 7

6 people liked my spotify wrapped story do you even know what that feels like. Do you know how much ball you have to know, how pure your vibes have to be. Unbelievable.

Ocean’s Twelve on a hotel tv is a better cinematic experience than imax 70mm

@ickynastygross i don't recall Mitch being very violent

Mitch Hedberg would kill at twitter

the feed knows

@ickynastygross Money?

Nobody saw this x.com/ickynastygross…

@ickynastygross and a bad one will end it

A good mango will change your life

@ickynastygross pasta salad?

Chicken salad is pretty good. Tuna salad can be okay. I can see potato salad being created and consumed out of some sort of necessity. Whoever created egg salad hates humanity and all things good.

@ickynastygross yes🥺

@rhassan___ Not enough sugar for you? Needs more dopamine? Need a lethal dose of aspartame to help it go down easier? Need a blanky?

@KillerMikeIII @BananaFarmBTD my first thought as well

🍌💲🍌💲🍌💲

@ickynastygross every time i'm biking and see someone on an e-bike i laugh at them and tell myself "i am the battery" and i know i'm better than them

e-bikes are just mopeds with a lil mo' ped than mo

@statsbeatswitch boooooooo👎

twitter finally coming around to the essential truth that is The Batman (2022) CLEARS The Dark Knight (2008)

@ickynastygross did you know Bill Wither's is from West Virginia?

Friend just said "Will Smithers" trying to remember Bill Wither's name

@ickynastygross union

Love cutting onion bc you get to eat lil onion pieces as a treat like when else do you get to do that

how i’m moving after i get off work

@BenStiller turns out you can prompt many, many balloons

Google Severance for blue balloons

Not all who wander are lost but I sure as hell am