Jackson Sandwich

@awinh_ Ray Allen

Cut myself short four hours of sleep to study but ended up playing hacky sack and nba jam instead

I graduate in 3 days, i want to die more than anything. SgtBallsJohnson lives on forever, i love you all.

@todd_reesingfan Sweet mother of Neptune

Dear Jesus

Stadium pulse #mothersday

@johnwoodyharr Criminology major maybe has some factor to this b

#Nuke this shit immediately. Look at the books holy shit man my school sucks

@FruzzBox Bar crawl theme, you didn’t get the inv it looks like

Are we graduating college or 8th grade fellas? Lowkey respect the Nike elites though #culture

@todd_reesingfan Fuck the bus, i need it more than you anyways

It’s either I go out tonight and miss Mother’s Day, or I take this school bus (maybe still go out) and wake up on time to drive home. #alloftheabove

@SilvioBagman War!

It’s inevitable really

Taking shots to prep yelling at my situationship on the phone

@Thebigcheese43 High noon tasted too much like medicine i fear. Worried about the sugar factor from Welch, seems like a nasty next day

Roommates and I participated in a blind ranking of the 3 Transfusion brands I could find. Welch’s was unanimously the best. Lmk your thoughts

@SilvioBagman @Thebigcheese43 Dollar night

@JacksonSanwch @Thebigcheese43 Alright fine let’s drink tonight

Blacked out at the bar employee formal and pissed my bed. Two Mango Monsoons from Tropical Smoothie Cafe. #ReleaseTheHawkTinifiles

@SilvioBagman @Thebigcheese43 You are a coward who hates his friends

@Thebigcheese43 This is why I did not go

@todd_reesingfan You guys are evil!

Roommate trying to convince me to go to hawk dollar night (26 and 27 year olds btw)

@CWellenhall Congrats cdub

Best round of my life a day after my best friend died. Unreal feeling and I’m in tears writing this post. Thank you God.

@uwishitwasbbl Get a fucking grip dude, please burner twitter feel bad for me!!!!!

@DixieSolEstes @Thebigcheese43 What if he’s in love

@Thebigcheese43 She was yelling at you and you stayed on the phone for an hour ? Shrink yourself into dust fággot

Current situationship found out I hooked up with her friend. Kansas Peter Millar quarterzip. #shrink #myself

@Thebigcheese43 Happens cheese, happens. Good looking zip

@SilvioBagman Well fuck me to tears

IS THAT RIGHT #hawktinifiles

@JohnBrownlvr69 No tini slander

Can’t believe we are trying to ruin a girl’s life for something she was probably too drunk to control. Should blasting and doxxing the dude instead, but everyone just wants to hate women. Threw the girl and said the n-word. Also still going to The Hawk in the Big 26 is tragic.