Jackson Casey

That’s insane to call that an error for arenado

I meant to work anapests in the tweet, But I forgot how to make it all rhyme

You can’t just read poetry to biz Econ majors anymore; they try to count syllables but they’ve never heard of iambs or trochees or dactyls or tetrameter and they can’t really pick up on internal rhyme scheme unless it’s kdot

LARS FOR PRESIDENT

WOAHHHHHHH #MarchMadness

@JayCuda Can we get a “who’s almost named Kevin” circle and include Houston?

sweet 16 - miscellaneous research

I apologize for my behavior. It will happen again!

Presumably if you had a Time Machine you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous.

My favorite thing about college basketball is watching the most obscure games for 6 months, getting as much information I can for the bracket and being the most wrong anyone could ever be about something in their life

Rusia: *es homofóbica* El nombre más común en Rusia: Ser gei

This has gotta be the most Unc move of all Viltrum😭😭

Well I don’t think Mahomes looked THAT bad last season. A bit excessive if you ask me

Yadi, no, please! Anyone but Chicago😭😭😭

Yadi Molina is willing to manage any team

Maybe next time

“What a bummer!”

¿Donde estas las tortas?

its amazing how chatgpt knows everything about subjects I know nothing about, but is wrong like 40% of the time about things im an expert on. not going to think about this any further

There’s a distinct possibility