Jacob Jeffries

OHHH Hiiiii! Pre-save my new release "Keep It Light" on Spotify: distrokid.com/hyperfollow/ja… (powered by @distrokid)

@SCsupport - someone has hacked my account and is uploading new music under my (trademarked) name. Please halp! Thank you.

@FFToday airs more music videos than @MTV. Sick.

@ChicagoBears Matt Nagy tested positive for CoVid-19…more like NoWin-MyTeam.

Pineapples are insecure

@FrizzyIsMe @Dodgers Why he pull walker?! HORRIBLE move

BACK-TO-BACK!

@Dodgers WHY PULL WALKER?!?!

Jacob Jeffries 'Symphony Of Ending Things Next Door' : Symphony of sparkle and charms as Jacob's vocals win you over. comeherefloyd.com/jacob-jeffries…

If you feel like putting headphones on and zoning out for a few minutes. I got a new end of summer bummer for you open.spotify.com/track/0U0ZHQFU…

@realDonaldTrump Almost done...almost over. Just go down peacefully bud. Nice n easy. Sh...shhh...sh. It’s ok. You’re gonna be ok. The country will be just fine without you. Yes huh Donald. sh...shhhh yes huh.

Obama, who wouldn’t even endorse Biden until everyone else was out of the primaries (and even then waited a long time!), is now making a commercial of support. Remember, I wouldn’t even be here if it weren’t for them. I wouldn’t be President. They did a terrible job!

The Wallflowers...herd immunity🤷🏻‍♂️

@WhiteHouse @realDonaldTrump Choke on corona you orange Nazi

Our nationwide positive Coronavirus test rate is on the decline.

@TomCottonAR @TheJusticeDept Reform gun laws then, you idiot.

Shootings have skyrocketed in recent months across America. Murders are up in major cities and too many of the criminals causing this mayhem are going unpunished. @TheJusticeDept launched Operation LeGend to support local law enforcement and end this violent crime wave.

LeGend Taliferro survived open heart surgery when he was 4-months-old. His mother said he had "the heart of a lion." He was ready for this year's American Heart Association Walk. Last month, he was killed in his sleep by criminals.

@SenatorLoeffler @realDonaldTrump You are a very ugly role model for young women in America. Please go hide in a cave.

As leaders, it's our duty to keep American families safe & secure, something my recent bill aims to do by cracking down on gangs. I applaud @RealDonaldTrump for his leadership in our shared mission to protect Americans. We are drawing a line against this skyrocketing violence.

We have a president who doesn't believe in science. Whether it is climate change or the coronavirus pandemic, that is unbelievably dangerous.

I can’t believe I have to say this, but please don’t drink bleach.

@POTUS yes, @realDonaldTrump go boooof some @Lysol then choke on your barf. That should do the trick go -#disenfect America now please!

I would like to announce that when I gave wrong answers on Jeopardy, I was being sarcastic.

@mmonicamartinn Platonic** lol plutonic thoooo

@mmonicamartinn Like plutonic Showering!!! 🚿

wanting to start a 20 person group text where we share platonic nudes and everyone sends voice memos of cheering to each one