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Uncle Orkus
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Uncle Orkus
@JacobLaney69
I suffer from an incurable skin disease called inorcaligo. A horrible condition that causes my beautiful elfish skin to instead resemble that of a tusk face Orc
Katılım Mart 2022
30 Takip Edilen39 Takipçiler
@JacobLaney69 @Chase13167253 @SmugEnglishman I know reading is hard, try vocalizing the post a few times and try again.
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@KimWahlman @Chase13167253 @SmugEnglishman This retard thinks over 200,000 people are shot in the US every year🤣🤣🤣
What, did you count BB's paint balls and nerf guns? 🤣🤣🤣
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@Chase13167253 @SmugEnglishman Depending on source it range from 45k - 175k heat related deaths (mostly among older people) in Europe. In the US 31k - 236k people are shot. On average 327 are shot per day, with 117 of those die.
So... if you had said "get shot to death" you would on average have been correct.
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@_TheeSycoTik_ @Audjuice9989 @powdury It's cause she's entertaining.
You? You're juat a hater for no good reason.
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@whaleblubber98 @CatelLegend @HaruhiismOtaku "It has to do with job opportunities"
You already admitted during your last comment that there is a significant physical disparity between men and women.
That affects job opportunities.
The wage gap has been disproven 100 times over.
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@JacobLaney69 @CatelLegend @HaruhiismOtaku Sports have nothing to do with women’s rights you fucking retard
It has to do with job opportunities, especially wage differences and other social aspects
Women are often seen as lesser than even though they’re just as human as everyone else
They aren’t tools or incubators.
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@Malakardia @oliani_redfield @lmkifiwin I agree. We need to eradicate all this sexual promiscuity from our society.
Women should be expected to dress overtly modest. No more of these skimpy slut cloths. We should make it a law, too.
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> be Ubisoft
> Announce the long-awaited remake of Assassin’s Creed Black Flag
> Everyone gets hyped for Edward Kenway’s return
> Graphics look great, naval combat feels improved
> Then start "modernizing" everything nobody asked for
> Remove the bottle from drunk Edward’s loading screen - now he’s just sober with shaky cam
> Anne Bonny’s iconic cleavage? Gone, now she’s modest
> Blood in the game? Heavily toned down
> Hunting animals? Turned into a boring 40-hit grind
> Hidden blade in combat? Only for finishers now
> Modern day story? Heavily shortened
You took one of the most beloved games in the series
and "fixed" all the things that actually made it fun.
The game most fans were waiting years for… and you somehow made it less enjoyable.
You think this is "respecting modern audiences" or just pointless censorship and creative laziness?
Pirat_Nation 🔴@Pirat_Nation
Ubisoft is getting backlash over Anne Bonny in Assassin’s Creed Black Flag Remake. In the original 2013 game, Anne Bonny had a bold outfit with cleavage that matched her tough pirate style, but in the remake her top is much more covered. They probably hired a consultant to adjust for modern audiences. Fans are angry because they say Ubisoft censored her look and only changed her clothes while leaving everyone else the same. If it’s not a big deal, why change it
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@whaleblubber98 @CatelLegend @HaruhiismOtaku I'm proving that there are in fact ifs, ands, and buts.
The simple fact you just acknowledged the physical disparity that requires the segregation of physical competition, proves that your statement is wrong.
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@JacobLaney69 @CatelLegend @HaruhiismOtaku How are they not equal to men?
I meant it in a social sense, sports is a whole ‘nother ball park for gender norms.
Common sense is a thing, let’s use our brains here
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@whaleblubber98 @CatelLegend @HaruhiismOtaku So... feminism is a lie, then.
Because women are not equal to men.
Or are you suggesting we get rid of sex segregated sports?...
I mean, sure, but there will never be another female champion. Ever.
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@CatelLegend @HaruhiismOtaku The idea of feminism (the truth of the idea) is that women are equal to men, and that men are equal to women
No add ons, not if and/or buts.
Zero exceptions.
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@alexisherself_ A woman is the reason we can't put light sources outside.
That fuckin' fire garden...
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I stand by my statement.
ᑲᑕᐊᐧᓯᓯᐤ Michelangelo@alexisherself_
Men shouldn't have been given access to WoW Housing.
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@oliani_redfield @lmkifiwin "A sensible design update"
Ok Mohammed. You tell em. Those women need to cover up and get back in the kitchen.
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@lmkifiwin I mean you can complain about the gameplay changes all day, but including "they changed her cleavage" in a list of reasons a game is "ruined" is hilarious. It’s a sensible design update, not creative laziness.
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@ivorydyyy @nw_wolfrunner Ok then. At least you're happy in yoir retardation.
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@JacobLaney69 @nw_wolfrunner I have nothing to be better for I’m content with my juxtaposition
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Millennials and Zoomers are "bad with their money" because saving $1k a year by not getting Starbucks doesn't get them anywhere.
Stop pretending this conversation is about spending habits. It's about debasement of currency and wage suppression.
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@Xsidi_ Bro that's a picture of intelligent design.
This guy can vote, btw.
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@gerrewyn @Dirty_Don_2_1 @OXjpg @esonoku Then your aim was bad.
Ive dropped full grown hogs with 9mm.
Fucks sake, a headshot with 22lr can take them out.
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You know the game is gonna be shit the moment you as an assassin hit a little boar with your sword and a health bar pops up instead of just dying.
Farzam@farzam_plays
Hunting is back In Black Flag Resynced. AC Shadows did not allow hunting, so I'm super down with this.
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@ivorydyyy @nw_wolfrunner Lmao bro, that's just sad. Can you not do better?
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@Space_Nectar @w1326s @HaruhiismOtaku The point of the military is lethality. It's to be so scarily deadly that every other nation second guesses disagreeing with us.
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@w1326s @HaruhiismOtaku You shouldn't rank military success by the number of kills you have under your belt.
This is backwards thinking
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This is the kind of thing you allow if he mercs an entire enemy platoon.
Christopher Wipper@SGTWipper1Each
Let's discuss. Should the military move more towards inclusion or should service-members be forced to conform?
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There’s a whole entire group of people who genuinely think the reason young people can’t afford to live is because they buy too many burritos
Magills@magills_
Gen Z won’t even write a budget they just order a $28 burrito and look at you like this
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@Caiden_Legit @CarolinaLion2 They literally had a nation wide .99c promo in 2020.
Not to mention regional promos.
They had a surplus of the SpongeBob whoppers in my area a few kktnhs back, we're letting the whole meal slide for a few bucks.
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@CarolinaLion2 You lost the argument when you’re comparing a promotional deal to a regular price nearly 20 years later.
Thats the dumbest argument I’ve ever seen to try and justify food costs.
Anywho, keep eating fast food lol. We all know why you’re broke 🤷♂️
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You lost the argument when you are literally having to tell your AI search engine to ignore the times it was not on sale for that price.
Caiden 🃏@Caiden_Legit
@CarolinaLion2 @grok when was the last time the Whopper was $0.99 at Burger King (do not account for promotions)
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@wroughttt ...The tweet you're quoting is literally correct, tho. The ingredients provided 100% can make 3 nutritious, tasty meals.
Have... have you people never eaten chicken and rice?...
Holy entitled nepo baby, batman.
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Really love these people who obviously dont cook all their meals being like "its so easy to make dinner at home, all you need is a pound of chicken, a pound of jalapeños and a pound of cilantro. Thats good for at least 3-4 dinners"
constans@constans
Ok, kids: 1 lb chicken breast 1 bell pepper 1 onion 1 cup soy sauce 1 tbsp curry powder 1pkg microwaveable rice Dice chicken, pepper, & onion Stir fry chicken & onion until brown Add bell pepper After a few mins, add mix of soy sauce & curry powder With rice, that’s 3 meals
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@Fuck_EM42069 @HollowAfro @CyMorgComics YES. You're so close to getting it. You're so fucking close
I'll reiterate because I dom't wanna retype this every reply:
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Uncle Orkus@JacobLaney69
@MrJones_Sr @revenant_MMXX The greatest generation destroyed the government. The boomers destroyed the law. Generation X destroyed the economy. Mellinials destroyed the culture. Generation Z NEEDS to be the one to fix it. WE are the last chance. And part of fixing it is remembering how to be poor.
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@JacobLaney69 @HollowAfro @CyMorgComics It's better than eating nothing, but it's a sign that that isn't that far off
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Is this how you want to live in america in 2026?
On cheese bread and milk like a french peasant from the 1800s?
Skep Chef@ii_analyze
1 glass of milk — $0.35 2 slices of toast — $0.20 2 Kraft Singles cheese slices — $0.50 1 scoop of peanut butter — $0.18 Estimated total breakfast cost: $1.23 GenZ is retarded…
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