Jacob Jones

I will never forget the time my friends forgot to invite me to my own birthday dinner

personally I feel Romeo and Juliet could have handled the situation alot better

New cringe unlocked : watching drunk guys hit on girls.

Newest obsession I have… vinyls I don’t even have a record player but the designs are cool to look at

It’s been a minute. I will now be using this app for it’s true intention and that is.. To speak whatever is on my mind.

Using only a landmark, tell us what town you grew up in.

4 days until he climbs down your chimney. What did you ask S̶a̶n̶t̶a̶ Michael Scott for this year? 🎅

I blinked and it’s Christmas. I thought it was still October..

Thanks @postmalone for spending 8,414 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Wow.. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/246dkjv…

Where are my balloons @Twitter

I’ve come to understand people will talk about you no matter what, so why not give them something to talk about

@theofficetv My entire life.

Anyone else ever been the Dwight of the situation?

It’s Britney b**ch and I’m back in the form of a new person who doesn’t care

We’re going to do a giveaway and pick 4 winners. 2 guys and 2 girls and whichever one wins we’ll send y’all breakfast money. Drop y’all’s cashapp/Venmo. RT to win must be following

PSA: no one wants to receive a Snapchat from you that you also posted to your story. Thank you, J.

I think I speak for most people when I say I have no clue what’s happening

I didn’t know that having different views made someone ugly, did you?

I also just want to apologize for the tweets about my followers count. Hating my high school self rn

I appreciate any type of relationship I’ve ever had with someone. Each one showed me what kind of ppl I want to have standing by me.

@_TexasForever About a year ago I went to see Mike Ryan with my brother and some of his friends but sadly was kicked out I ended up going to a house party had a friend pick me up and take me to get food from Whataburger sat inside and saw my brother and his friend and yelled:” thank the lord.”

Whoever tells us their best Whataburger drunk story gets a $20 Whataburger gift card.... Ready, set and go