Texas Humor

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Texas Humor

@TexasHumor

I have chili in my veins and a snake in my boot.

Texas Katılım Ekim 2010

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Texas Humor@TexasHumor·8 Nis

Buc-ee’s be like “you can hold it”

NASA Earth@NASAEarth

New record🥇 The Artemis II astronauts are now farther from Earth than humans have ever been! At 1:57 p.m. EDT, they broke the record set by Apollo 13 in 1970. Their journey around the far side of the Moon today will take them a maximum distance of 252,752 miles from Earth.

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J.B. Sauceda@jaybsauceda·27 Mar

If you’ll be in the DFW area tomorrow, come say howdy. I’ll be in Grand Prairie for TCR Fest. - 100+ vendors - Music from Nikki Lane & more - Classic car show - A parade at 11 - A prairie dog eating contest And great weather!

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Texas Humor@TexasHumor·27 Mar

Me: “Can I get a Dr Pepper?” Then: “all we have is Mr Pibb” Me:

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Texas Humor@TexasHumor·26 Mar

what it feels like trying to navigate the freeways in Dallas

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Texas Humor@TexasHumor·26 Mar

Never give up. You got this.

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Texas Humor@TexasHumor·25 Mar

@KenzieeeClark That’s a classic

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kenzie@KenzieeeClark·25 Mar

@TexasHumor Have to add Loving County by Charlie Robison but especially the live version from Billy Bob’s 2012

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Texas Humor@TexasHumor·25 Mar

If you see this, reply with your absolute Texas roadtrip music bangers. I’m making a playlist.

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Texas Humor@TexasHumor·25 Mar

@Geomodman This is solid

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Cole Hocker Fan@Geomodman·25 Mar

@TexasHumor Luckenbach, TX - Waylon and Willie Amarillo Highway - REK Texas Flood- SRV Does Ft. Worth Ever Cross Your Mind - G Strait All my Ex's... What I Like about Texas - Jerry Jeff If You're Gonna Play in TX - Alabama

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Texas Humor@TexasHumor·25 Mar

Me when they bring out a large queso

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Texas Humor@TexasHumor·25 Mar

Shoot, I'd do it for free.

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Texas Humor@TexasHumor·25 Mar

"SHE'S FROM TEXAS I CAN TELL BY THE WAY HES TWO STEPPIN ROUND THE ROOM"

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If someone offered you a million dollars to listen to just one artist for 48 hours straight, who would you choose ??

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Texas Humor@TexasHumor·25 Mar

No one said Texas was easy. But it's worth it.

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Texas Humor@TexasHumor·25 Mar

Stopping at Buc-ee's just to get gas and instead spending $371 on home goods and assorted snacks

by@beyoumf

name an addiction worse than alcohol and drugs

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alex@alexxalexalexxx·22 Mar

Get you a girl who can do both 😍

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Texas Humor@TexasHumor·24 Mar

Bring her bidi bidi back back

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Texas Humor@TexasHumor·24 Mar

I am a walking napkin

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Texas Humor@TexasHumor·27 Ağu

I’m frustrated that I’m this frustrated.

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Texas Humor@TexasHumor·3 Şub

Dallas Cowboys: we are proud to have the worst team management in professional sports Dallas Mavericks: Hold Luka Doncic’s beer

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J.B. Sauceda@jaybsauceda·1 Şub

Since everyone everywhere seem to be agreeing and getting along about everything else these days 🙃, the @TexasMonthly team decided now was the time to try to answer the question of "what are the official regions of Texas?" Thoughts? texasmonthly.com/being-texan/th…

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Texas Humor@TexasHumor·1 Şub

Some questions will never be answered

J.B. Sauceda@jaybsauceda

Is Midland in Big Bend? Is the RGV different than South Texas? Is Dallas or the Panhandle North Texas? Is the Hill Country the same as Central Texas? Where is El Paso? Defining the regions of Texas is like 1/2

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