Jacques Spitzer

@johnhickey1970 damn. A notebook is such a good idea.

shit i keep on me when i’m flying. if i had to part with something it’d probably be the book. (i have a copy on my phone) notebook sunglasses headphones comb in that order.

@drewfallon12 With a beard like that he should become the CEO of Lumberjacks

FORMER GRUNS & BYTE CFO CONNOR STATSNY TAKES CEO ROLE AT GOLDEN CHILD Connor Stastny, the former CFO at Grüns and prior byte®, announced that he has taken the CEO seat at Golden Child - the next gen wellness brand for pets. Statsny is notorious for helping build billion dollar exits in DTC: - Former CFO at byte® (DTC dental aligners) a brand that was acquired by Dentsply Sirona for $1.04B in an all cash deal in 2020 (3yrs to $1B) - Joined Grüns in 2024 as CFO, company was acquired by Unilever for $1B+ in 2026 (3yrs to $1b) Golden Child is backed by Redpoint and Atomic, most recently raising a $35m series A in July 2025 at a $130m post money valuation. Legend says Statsny closed both 10 figure acquisitions with zero add backs

@derekhalpern @drewfallon12 Looool

@drewfallon12 My only question is why did Gruns have a monopoly on Connors.

@natelagos @codyplof Sugon is the best, always leaves me satisfied

@codyplof @JacquesDrop No it sounds foreign and I hate that

Best steakhouse in SD? Bottoms up copywriting & cro might be hosting a little shindig at commerce roundtable

@moizali I eat them like an apple already

Ten years from now, we'll be doing a business case study on this brand and this fruit. Zespri is single handedly changed Kiwis. They've invented a sweeter (less sour) Kiwi, and are marketing it as a to-go fruit. - They are making it more consumable. The worst part about Kiwis is how hard they are to eat. Zespri is saying you don't need to peel it any more. Cut it open and eat it with a fork. I think they will get to the point of saying just wash it and eat it like an apple. - Their marketing campaign is just handing out free Kiwis everywhere. I've probably eaten a dozen free ones myself. In an age where apples are $4 per pound, this fruit is part of the Clean15 and you don't even to buy organic. - In 50 years, Zespri will have folks thinking that the color of Kiwi is gold, not green.

@James_Schrader Why are they seeing so many eggplants?!

From camouflage to comedy: Truth about the Military 😏🎤 #StandupComedy #ComedyNight #MilitaryComedy #LOL #BeAllYouCanBe #JamesSchrader

@TJ_Bongiorno Looks good

If all else fails… apparel brand it is

@TheSzef I was at Disneyland this weekend and saw like a dozen dad gang hats

lol how? Still don’t believe it most days. Idea. 100 hats. Little garage. Three best friends. Over a million hats sold. Huge community. 360k followers. Gary Vee on board. Huge names rocking the brand. Scheels and Lids. Four years strong. 🙌

@RosenZone @Mid30sManhattan Just took me coming to NYC to convince you this is a good idea lol

@Mid30sManhattan @JacquesDrop

Took the recommendation of some of you and took the subway to JFK instead of an uber And holy shit - I will never take an uber to JFK again Got there 30 minutes faster and paid $120 less than usual. Twitter community saves the day once again

@NotZainAgain @binghott Honestly… should just AI generate a photo of me with a pack abs wearing them

@binghott @JacquesDrop My favorite part was when he showed which pair he was wearing at the end

Caught @JacquesDrop in the act again

Got the chance to watch these Ecom legends today. Never disappoints to listen to @ezrafirestone @JacquesDrop @BrettCurry & @TheBillRom

@tysondrake @binghott My oh my lol

@binghott @JacquesDrop The eagle gets the click. The grey gets the d**k

@drewfallon12 Dear L CATTERTON, I’d like $20M as well. Sincerely, Me

SMASH FOODS RAISES $18M LED BY L CATTERTON, TRIPLED REVENUE IN THE PAST YEAR Smash Foods, the low-sugar chia fruit spread and Jammy Protein Bites brand founded by Anna Peck & Steve Ford, has closed an $18M round led by L Catterton., bringing total funding to $23.5M. Peck & Ford met at Blue Apron, the meal delivery company L Catterton has been especially active lately having led the following growth rounds: - Remedy series A (beauty) - Mars Men $27.5m series A (VMS) - Rhoback $50m round (apparel) Financial terms not disclosed, but knowing what we know about Lcat an $18m series A here with 'tripling revenue' to me would imply a valuation just shy of $100m with revenues likely in the low-mid 8 figures

@codyplof @binghott Reaaaalllll mature Cody

@binghott @JacquesDrop I like the hand placement

@binghott I hope this becomes an annual tradition

@lifeofsplashh @ecomtarun @ezrafirestone @BrettCurry @TheBillRom I love your name. I want to be Splash Spitzer

@ecomtarun @ezrafirestone @JacquesDrop @BrettCurry @TheBillRom what a lineup!

@TheBillRom & @JacquesDrop dropping bombs at @Google nyc

Look out 👀 @BrettCurry and @codyplof show us the way like some real life mandalorians

My man @natelagos dropping the heat as always at @Google

@ImChaseMohseni ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@JacquesDrop BIG BROTHER

Crazy. At AdAge conference today and they flashed up the “who is next” upsetting the big holding co agencies… And there we are top left. I sent this to my team, my wife and my mom. And wanted to share it with my dozen friends on X or Twitter or whatever you call it now. 🙌