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Nancy 3/21/26

Hard to imagine a more embarrassing death than being beaten with a candlestick in a library by someone named colonel mustard

Black people in line for 3 mins: This don't make no fuckin sense.

every time i see Aretha on the TL i always think about this TS Madison clip

This is one of the greatest visual gags in history. The way Emu quickly glances to the side to check no one's looking before grabbing Hull's neck and chucking him in the freezer. And the somersault at such a tight angle. A visual gag artist at his absolute peak, sensational.

“I need whatever medication Nicole Kidman is on” - have you considered that some women are naturally cool and eccentric and it doesn’t have to be explained by pharmaceuticals or being neurodivergent or whatever corny gen Z explanation you guys have. Let women be WEIRD!!

Framing this as being a jab at him and not an acknowledgment of her contributions to the history of Black art Sinners is meant to celebrate doesn’t sit right with me at all actually.

silly idea i had

#pittspoilers Everyone in this episode is just like robby you are a WHORE and MEAN and UNEMPATHETIC and STUPID

The post-prestige era of television is really going to be a call back to basics and I fear that a lot of people who only watch television to outsmart it are going to have a really hard time with that. There is a way to engage with the narrative without turning it into a puzzle.

I’m genuinely in tears right now please unmute this video

al-hashimi doesn’t even know what weird dynamics she’s found herself in rn

After getting Pope Francis's luggage loaded into the limo, the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb. “Excuse me, Your Holiness,” says the driver, “Would you please take your seat so we can leave?” “Well, to tell you the truth,” says the Pope, “They never let me drive at the Vatican, and I'd really like to drive today.” "I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should happen?!” protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning. “Who's going to tell?” says the Pope with a smile. Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel. The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport, the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 km. "Please slow down, Your Holiness," pleads the worried driver, but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens. "Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!” moans the driver. The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches, but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio. “I need to talk to the Chief,” he says to the dispatcher. The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph. “So bust him,” says the Chief. “I don't think we want to do that. He's really important,” said the cop. The Chief exclaimed, “All the more reason!” “No, I mean really important,”said the cop with a bit of persistence. The Chief then asked, “Who do you have there, the mayor?” Cop: “Bigger.” Chief: “A senator?” Cop: “Bigger.” Chief: “The President?” Cop: “Bigger.” “Well,” said the Chief, “who is it?” Cop: “I think it's God!” The Chief is even more puzzled and curious, “What makes you think it's God?” Cop: “His chauffeur is the Pope!”

Nancy 3/11/26

I know its meant to be derogatory, but if you pitched this as a 5-issue mini in 2009 you would literally drown in the amount of awards they'd be handing you

I don't like referring to Charlie Brown as having or not having hoes. Don't call Peppermint Patty and the redheaded girl hoes. It's inappropriate.

Went to a queer sound artist event and it was very much like a Dykes to Watch Out For situation. I asked someone what they were working on lately and they were like “I’m really shifting into the gong space lately?”

i think i've passed the threshold of being nostalgic for the paramount decrees and have fully circled around to wow bring back the studio system. 8 different studios doing different things?? what a luxury! sure! own a theater! why not!

NANCY Caroline Cash 02.28.26 @cash__browns