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"it's not that deep" of course it's not. with a shallow mind like yours, nothing ever is

Hi Twitter is NOT your diary!

Loud

@justtemi__ lol

Whatever you do in this life, don't ever “lol” under my tweet!!

@ThankgodIkedi @_belikebaddy I think what he meant was that, as the public initially catered for the entire procedure, he had no idea more money will be required later, hence he had to use from his own money.

@_belikebaddy You didn't expect much of your personal funds to go into your own surgery? The audacity for Such insensitive statements irks. Even though the public is meant to contribute more but always be conscious with words, I wish you well✅

As for people asking how much I’m contributing to my surgery, I saved up about 2m for my surgery from my payouts on X which was paused since January.

april fools except i'm the fool because i still have feelings for you when you clearly don't care anymore

@drealbigvirg Not saying I’m too young but I’m 20 and I vividly remember using 50 naira to buy egg roll when I was younger.

Let us calm down with the lies. There was never a time egg roll was sold for 50 naira You must think this is facebook

i tried in january i tried in february i tried in march and i will try again in april

That credit alert that clears all your previous financial mistakes will locate you this month of April🙏🏻

@anic4uu @Donjaytrix001 No, that’s how you plan to ruin your marriage.

@Donjaytrix001 This is exactly how I plan to run my marriage.

Lmao you Men are better Men than me You guys want to do 50/50 I want my woman to submit all her earnings every month to me then I decide whatever I want to do with it We are not thesame

“75% attendance is mandatory”

na only when winifred post una dey remember say ochanya never get justice. once she goes offline, you’re back to talking about collapsed doggy

started the beating 🥀

in ss2, when some of the girls in ss3 (75% lesbians btw) made a list of lesbians and decided to beat us. i was seeing my name multiple times in multiple lists. had an elder sister who was a prefect and she shielded me from her mates. they’ll eventually catch up with me so she had

to take me to the beating venue later to verify claims as she was vouching for me. my lies were strong on my lips and people denied me and the lists too. but this babe i was with admitted to kissing me 💀 my voice faltered as i saw her so they knew she was not lying. my sister

lol this is always on plan nau. You get 1.5gb every single day for a month. You don finish your daily 1.5gb, I don’t like this plan but it helps discipline.

All this 50/50 talk from men will only make sense if: 1. You both hire and pay a cook. 2. You both hire and pay a cleaner. 3. Your wife does not carry the pregnancy in her womb; instead, you pay for gestational surrogacy combined with IVF. Anything less is simply a manipulative tendency to marry your business partner while still knacking her. You think pregnancy and house chores are nothing? Then start outsourcing them first. By the time you spend $40,000 for gestational surrogacy once of twice, you'll understand that your wife brings a whole lot to the table. Ingrates. Above all, love God.

Omo if your parents dey for you, no use dem play oh.

I need a tattoo, new piercings, an orgasm, some food and a book series but well…