The Beard Guy

@utdreport @goal Its a shit website and unbearably Arsenal

GOAL ranked the top 10 players in Europe this season: 1. Harry Kane 2. Michael Olise 3. Lamine Yamal 4. Kylian Mbappé 5. Declan Rice 6. Ousmane Dembélé 7. Luis Díaz 8. Khvicha Kvaratskhelia 9. Bruno Fernandes 10. Vitinha [@goal]

@utdreport We dont want you, Barcelona replaced you with another Englishman, so….

Sources close to Marcus Rashford maintain that no decision has been communicated to them by Barcelona, and they still see a chance of remaining at the club next season alongside Anthony Gordon’s arrival. Senior executives at Barca admit that with the arrival of Gordon, the chances for Rashford to stay are “more complicated” [@TheAthleticFC]

@AntiLeftMemes Can someone give her a fucking slice of bread?

This is a Switzerland National Council Member, Meret Schneider. She wants to ban X in Switzerland, saying it may be a "threat to democracy.” What are your thoughts?

@joeroganhq Why is this old motherfucker doing a podcast? And why does anyone take this old motherfucker seriously?

James Carville: "I want us to think together how much we hate the motherf*cker! It's a refreshing, but genuine visceral hatred we have!" James lives to hate on Trump.

@joeroganhq When desperate people try to interpret the Bible to satisfy their own beliefs. Thankfully Texas will probably try and shoot him if he tries that shit there

James Talarico argues on Joe Rogan that the Bible justifies abortion, and this is why. Talarico is running for Senate in Texas.

NASA has just launched a new website for its Moon Base missions, which aims to build a permanent $20 billion U.S. base on the Moon. @SpaceX's Starship rocket will play a big role in these missions. "The Moon Base is a home away from Earth for Artemis astronauts who will live and work at humanity’s first lunar outpost. NASA is leading global teams of innovators across international space agencies, industry, and academia to build the Moon Base and establish an enduring human presence near the lunar South Pole for the benefit of all. Phase One (Now–2029): Experiment and Learn NASA will begin with a rapid series of robotic missions to scout the lunar South Pole region, test technologies, and prepare for surface operations ahead of future astronaut missions.: • A major increase in lunar activity, with up to 25 missions, including 21 landings. • Crewed and autonomous rovers for mobility demonstrations and surface preparation, along with four drones known as MoonFall and communications relay and observation satellites. • Early demonstrations of power, navigation, communications, and nuclear radioisotope heater unit technologies designed to endure the long lunar night. • Scientific payload opportunities integrated across landers and rovers. • The first tangible footprint of Moon Base effort, with four tons of payload delivered to test what works on the lunar surface. Phase Two (2029–2032): Early Habitation By 2029, NASA will transition to assembling semi-permanent infrastructure and initiating early habitation and logistics operations: • Deployment of expanded solar power systems and initial nuclear surface power capabilities, potentially including fission reactors and radioisotope power systems. • Upgraded rovers, potential advanced MoonFall drones, and early habitation elements. • Enhanced surface-to-orbit communications networks to provide reliable connectivity across the lunar South Pole region. • Delivery of up to 60 tons of cargo through as many as 24 landings using low-, medium-, and heavy-class cargo landers. Phase Three (2032 and Beyond): Sustained Human Presence This phase will scale operations to achieve a true enduring presence, with routine crew rotations and continuous surface activity. This is when living and working on the Moon becomes a reality: • Semi-permanent habitation modules with spacious interior for crew living and operations. • Operational fission surface power systems capable of delivering steady, reliable energy through the long lunar nights, leveraging in situ resource manufacturing. • Advanced logistics networks supported by crewed and autonomous rovers to keep the base supplied and functioning year-round. • Delivery of up to 38 tons of cargo annually to sustain habitats, power systems, logistics operations, and major science outposts, enabled by low-cost reusable heavy-lift capabilities." Moon base website: nasa.gov/moonbase/

@ErnstRoets Done

Sign the petition, sponsor some crosses! whitecrossproject.org.

🔴 BREAKING NEWS: @LexLibertasOnX and the @NYYRC had a meeting with the White House about the White Cross Project. They will accept our petition and memorandum. Now we need your support! We need at least 100k names on the petition and 3'000 cross sponsorships to make it happen. We are currently at 22k signatories (22%) and just over 900 crosses (30%). Sign the petition, sponsor a few crosses! Link below. @StefanoLforte

Billy Bob Thornton: "Unless you have really studied stuff and know about a subject fully, who the hell would want to listen to an actor or a musician talk about politics?"

👽 This is going to be a MUST WATCH and comes out next week on Amazon and Apple. Experiencers deserve a seat at the disclosure table..

I was runnin’ and gunnin’……. pulling terms and nomenclature like I was @uapgerb!! DO NOT MISS THIS INTERVIEW! *The Victor Alien Interview Jaw Dropping update *SOM finally proven real *Wilson Davis Memo proven real *What the Trump Administration told Jon Stewart about a video from a B-52 *GLOVES COME OFF, names are named, threats are made!! “We see Jon Stewart finally driving the ufo communities version of a Formula One car firing on all 8 cylinders”, claims Hollywood Agent / Shawn West @BeyondTopSecret @UAPReportingCnt

@RiebvJanbeeck Wahahaha liberalism at its finest

I couldn’t imagine a more radicalizing ad for the Netherlands.

@StretfordPaddck He’s such a negative wanker

🚨📲 Roy Keane via Instagram: #MUFC

@Slipcatch And Im sorry, i just simply cannot applaud the recruitment of the walking red-card, we dont need more disciplinary issues

Stormers recruitment, next gap to fill We need a lock. Would prefer a nr 4 lock. 4. Adre Smith Ruan Ackermann (Will be able to play 4 from bench and have a massive impact.) 5. JD Schickerling Connor Evans (He might be able to play 4.) Riley Norton Gary Porter Ben-Jason Dixon can call the lineouts. Marcell Theunissen can call the lineouts.

@Slipcatch No let me be clear, Stormers need a better backline/attacking coach next season, they need to have a steady centre combination and start to let go of Nel and Dup, they need to fix the skills and work to get defense back in shape. But for gods sake, get a better backline coach!!

@UTDKobi Baleba is shit

These players moving with Baleba like he’s already one of us

No dont make it about the foreigner, its all about the coach and results. Leinster have more problems than just Nienaber however, their defense against Bordeaux was shit, and they just disnt have an answer at all. If they dont like him, sack him and move on… results based business

Jacques Nienaber is taking shots for Leinster’s latest European failure because, in rugby, it is easier to blame a foreigner and said foreigner’s defensive system than to look at a group that has been in decline for some time. keo.co.za/jacques-nienab…

@UtdFaithfuls Fuckin batty boy

"Chelsea or I dont play for 6 months" Man Utd have finished 3rd with UCL football, while Chelsea finished 10th. Also looking very likely he's sold this summer. 😂😂

To @TomSteyer -- What about the girls? Don't they matter?